(I admit, the headline may have been slightly misleading.)
Amanda Seyfried, Hollywood’s Mormonest-looking actress since Katherine Heigl, is set to star in Chloe, in which she does lesbo stuff with Julianne Moore and supposedly gets naked. The trailer shows a side shot of her butt and a boob without her face in the shot that’s supposedly hers, but… I’ll believe it when I see it. Anyway, she recently did a photo spread for Esquire, and it’s exactly the kind of boobless crap we’ve come to expect from today’s magazines. There’s barely any cleavage. My grandma wore less clothes than this to the beach in 1940. The naughtiest thing about them is that her underwear aren’t proper temple garments. I’ll masturbate to these, but I’m not going to be happy about it. *tugs wiener, pouts*
[Pics via HolyMoly, obvi]
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Esquire photgrapher: Okay Amanda, look straight into the camera
Amanda: With which eye?
I like the ‘Possible Lesbianism’ tag – that’s how I find my favorite Craig’s List ads.
Big deal. Anybody who’s seen Mean Girls has already seen Amanda Seyfried in lingerie.
@GBHAIDS: be nice- she only looks like that because her father was a hammerhead shark.
I’m not saying the space between Amanda Seyfried’s eyes is huge, I’m just saying she’s asked me repeatedly to stop cumming there. And I’ve been masturbating … alone … in Pennsylvania.
If not for the headline, I would have thought this was just another American Apparel ad
Hollywood’s Mormonest-looking actress
She probably would be good at keeping an eye on her husband’s other wives.
her eyes are so far apart, if you are standing right in front of her she can actually see AROUND you
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