(Yoda Dog, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, and Indy Dog attend the funny hat convention in New Mexico.)
Harrison Ford recently spoke with the BBC about Indiana Jones 5 *queef*, saying “Steven [Spielberg] and George [Lucas] and I are sort of agreed on a germ of an idea and we’re seeing what comes of it.” Well jeez, I hope it’s a good one. Last time George Lucas said he had an idea, the neighborhood cats went missing.
Harrison Ford, 67, says despite coming up with an idea for the movie, people won’t see the finished product for some time. “The process works like this,” he said. “We come to some basic agreement and then George goes away for a long time and works on it. Then Steven and I get it in some form, some embryonic form. Then if we like it we start working with George on it and at some point down the line it’s ready and we do it.”
“Embryonic form,” you say? Yeah, I think I can imagine how this goes down:
LUCAS: CAN THERE BE PRAIRIE DOGS?
SPIELBERG: Yes, George, of course. Big, fuzzy ones, in every color. Great job. Here, go play with this bouncy ball.
LUCAS: YAY!
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You see, it’s probably a frozen embryo. They artificially inseminate it because…
THERE’S NO TIME FOR LOVE, DR. JONES.
Academy Exec: “Shankman! No jokes about Lucas, either. The man’s got an idea for what we assume will be the Best Picture of 2016 and he can’t be disturbed.”
If this doesn’t involve time travel I will eat my hat Short Round
We come to some basic agreement and then George goes away for a long time and works on it. Then Steven and I get it in some form, some embryonic form.
I am now vehemently pro abortion.
THE “HAT” WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRIKETHROUGH BECAUSE INDY WOULD NEVER EAT HIS HAT
If they keep making these movies, Indiana Jones is going to uncover the Millennium Falcon on an archaeological expedition.
Shia Labeouf is available to do Indy 5…but only with his right hand
*bow tie spin*
The idea for Indiana Jones 5 is the discovery of a lost planet in the early days of the Vietnam war. Indy and Mutt are kidnapped by Vietcong mystics (played by Angelina Jolie and Miley Cyrus) who demand they lead them to the lost planet, resulting in Indy shouting, “Damn it, there’s no lost planet. The boy can count on his two hands how many planets there are!”
Back-to-back LeBeouf jokes! High four!
George Lucas pushes Harrison Ford’s head towards his crotch
George: C’mon Indy, time to get to work down there.
Harrison: I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE COCK!!!
Academy Exec: “Shankman! Get me that director who did that adorable Ice Cube football movie about the girl. You know, the nookie guy!”
Shankman: “You mean Fred…”
Academy Exec: “That’s right, DURST!”
At this point Lucas will use any excuse he can to get a craft services contract signed.
being a rape victim, you would think that Indy would know not to put himself in these situations. get a restraining order against Lucas and Spielberg for God’s sake
Lucas will also use any excuse to get his Kraft Singles delivery slip signed
Hopefully, the next Indy movie will just be a mashup of lines from other Harrison Ford movies.
“No ticket.”
“GET OFF MY PLANE!”
KALIMAH, KALIMAH!
*Lucas pulls a sandwich out of his fridge*
Indy and the villain are going to have a luge race to the death.
New up.
this must be the picture of them right after Lucas took the Star Wars franchise for a walk in a park, then put a shotgun round to the back of its head. somebody figure out where that is so we can find the shallow grave they used