We’ve already heard about Clash of the Titans and Harry Potter, you can now add Warner Bros’ Green Lantern and Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch to the list of movies hurriedly converted to 3D. Said studio execs, “Could you also make the Green Lantern a giant blue kitty? Audiences really seem to respond to that.” Meanwhile, /Film hears from Ridley Scott’s art director that his Alien prequel will also shoot in 3D.
And why not? The only person who loves 3D more than Hollywood execs is your mom’s orifices. 3D may not make sense in every case, or even most cases, but it allows them to charge you five bucks more for a ticket, and that’s all they care about. Money money money. I’m not even exaggerating; Harvey Weinstein would cut a kitten’s belly open if he thought there was a nickel in it. True story, I’ve seen him do it. Afterwards, they fed it to George Lucas.
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Harvey Weinstein would cut a kitten’s belly open if he thought there was a nickel in it. True story, I’ve seen him do it. Afterwards, they fed it to George Lucas.
So that’s the inspiration for the tauntaun in Empire.
soon they’ll charge us more for popcorn “Now with 3 dimensions of flavor!”
When reached for comment Lucas said, “CHUNG WOOKIE! UHHH HUH HUH HUH HUH”
*channels inner Durden commenter*
You call this news, fagsquirt? Don’t care.
*snaps out of it*
Why is there dog jizz in my mouth?
how do you know it´s DOG jizz?
Studio Exec: “What do you have that’s game changing?”
Effects director: “I’m not sure what you mean…”
Exec: “You know, some effect that changes the game.”
Director: “Um, we’re making a movie about a high school debate team. I’m not sure what ‘game’ you’re looking to change here.”
Exce: “JUST CHANGE THE FUCKING GAME, OK! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?”
Exec. Fuck you all.
In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man trips people a lot because he’s an asshole.
Better headline = Execs to ‘Sucker Punch’: “More Blue Kitty!”
I xan’t wait until “Anal Asians 37″ comes out in 3D.
It’s decisions like this that make TV the better entertainment medium.
What did they feed Lucas? The eviscerated kitteh, or the nickle?
I paid an extra #5 to see this movie and all I got were lousey face herpes.
^ A new way to fail.
Awesome.
haha
Man, I can’t wait for Precious 2 in 3D.