ZACHARY QUINTO UPDATE: 2-1-10
02.01.10
(Self-explanatory)
If you’re anything like me, you’ve been dying to know what’s up with Zachary Quinto, and can bench press in excess of 150 pounds. As it turns out, Quinto and his eyebrows, Morty and Steve, will be playing George Gershwin in a Dreamworks biopic, which is one of three that Steven Spielberg may choose to direct next. Spielberg, of course, is the living legend responsible for such films as Schindler’s List and Indiana Jones 4.
Quinto will play the famed composer and pianist, who with brother Ira was responsible for more than a dozen Broadway shows before dying at 38. DreamWorks is even supplying accent and dialogue coaches for Quinto, and shooting could begin as soon as April. [DeadlineHollywood]
This is really exciting! — Is what I would’ve said if I was 70-year-old gay man. If you guessed correctly, please, take this decorative candelabra as a parting gift.
Fun Fact: Josh Harnett often checks into hotels under the assumed name “Zachary Squinto.”
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As it turns out, Quinto and his eyebrows, Morty and Steve…
What a coincidence, I call my balls Zachary and Quinto.
That dog on the left looks like a total bitch.
BTK, The whole matching collars and glasses thing…totally the bitch in the middle’s idea.
Hundred and fifty pounds? Ya, well I can press 150 quid.
Those dogs remind of the the guys who beat me up outside of the plasma center and took my check.
Desperate Housebroken… these bitches drink antifreeze to forget how much their lives suck.
George Gershwin died at 38? He sure packed a lot of faggery into so little life.
Playing a jewish faggot won’t be too difficult for him.
I think someone probably packed a lot of faggery into Gershwin, Jack.
12″ PIANIST?!?
*runs around with grabby hands*
Agent: So you’ll be playing a pianist who’s worked on broadway.
Quinto: Been there, done that.
Agent: Pee. Ah. Nist…. Nist.
Quinto: Not right now, I just ate.
Agent:
Zachary Quinto has always reminded me of George Gershwin, if Gershwin’s songwriting ability was replaced with the ability to make any movie into a gay love story.
I’ve heard that to be a good actor you have to make love to the camera, but Quinto insists that it’s all about making love to the cameraman.
Because of the brain tumor Gershwin said he smelled burnt rubber, I think that may have just been vapors from his ass.
In the Mexican version of Jaws, Quinto was bitten in half by a giant Chihuahua (it was very low budget).
I’m not saying that Zachary Quinto is gay, but he sure does love having sex with dudes.
I hope those doggies are also wearing poodle skirts. AWWW!
Wes Studi checks into hotels as Zachary Squanto.
Shia LaBoeuf checks into hotels as Zachary Quatro.
Zac Efron checks into hotels with Zachary Quinto. Double Zach attack! And sack attack!
I love New York in June/
How about you?
I love a good Gershwin tomb/
How about you?
Gershwin? More like Gershfail. Ha ha, good one, me.
/Purchases car, names it Zachary Pinto, dies in fire.
Y’all know me, Esse’. Know how I earn a leevin’. I’ll catch this mutt for ya, but it ain’t gonna be facil… Malo perro. Eet’s not like going down to dee pound chasin’ azul gills or starin’ frogs. Thees dog – swallow ya hole. L’il hot sauce’,
l’il graded queso, down ya go, holmes. Now we gotta do it muy rapido, that’ll bring back dee tourists, that’ll put all your taxis on a payin’ basis. But eet’s not gonna be bueno! I value my neck a lot more than 3000000 pesos, Jefe’! I’ll
find him for 3000000, but I’ll catch him… and keell him… for diaz! Now you gotta make up your cerebros. Gonna stay alive and ante up? Or ya wanna play it cheeeap, be on welfare dee whole weenter. I don’t want no volunteers; I don’t want no bros. There’s too many el capitans on thees island. Ten million pesos for me by myself. For that you get dee head, dee tail, dee whole fuck’n thing. *lowers hydraulics in car*
Pauly got drunk in Vegas and woke up in a suite at the Palms registered as Zachary Cuando.
Djimon Hounsou checked into the Hotel Rwanda as Zachary Kwanza’a.
/ drops pipe wrench, slowly backs away from dead joke, heads to corner
Zachary Quinto checks into hotels as “Phil McCrackup”, he checks out as “I.M. Toulouse.”
Bak up!
that time he hosted Selena Gomez’s birthday party? The invites were all to her Zachary Quinceanera.
Hey I GIMP’d that bunny-ears image there. SQUEEEEEEE <3
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Anyone else find it funny the Zach Quinto and Chris Pine faux relationship is dubbed “Pinto” As in something that explodes when you tap it in the ass?
Three bitches, one turd.