WOW. THIS WAS A REAL MOVIE.
02.04.10
You learn new things every day. Today for instance, I learned that this was a real movie. Gayn****rs from Outer Space, that’s the actual title. It came out in 1992 in Denmark, and though I missed it the first time around, I imagine it’s just about due for a big-budget remake. Hello, Dreamworks?
Gayn—-rs from Outer Space tells the story of a group of intergalactic homosexual black men from the planet “Anus” who discover the presence of female creatures on planet Earth. Using guns which shoot deadly rays, they proceed to eliminate females one by one from Earth, which ensures them the ecstatic gratitude of the previously oppressed male population. Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a “Gay Ambassador” to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life. Gay—–rs from Outer Space begins as a black-and-white film, but later turns to color. According to Lindberg, this was a “dramatic special effect” to illustrate “the world being freed from vicious women.”
The Danish, dude. They make Germans look like Canadians.
Thanks to Chodin for finding this, please don’t tell me how.
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Starring Dave Chappelle’s doppelgaynger.
Sorry, doppelgayn**ger.
“Before leaving the planet, they leave behind a “Gay Ambassador” to educate the Earthlings about their new way of life.”
And thus Tom Cruise had an epiphany.
Tyler Perry’s This Movie Is What Prison Is Like
This is Day of the Dolphin but no blowhole is wasted.
A smell a fried dickin’ coming…
Alternate Title: Black Guynamite
This must be where M. Night Shyamalan got the idea to make water deadly to the aliens from ‘Signs’.
Gay niggers from outerspace travel in astrogliders.
Gay niggers from outerspace want to invade your innerspace*.
*rectum
Nothing I can say here will increase my chances of not going to Hell.
Gay niggers from outerspace are triple minorities.
They kill their victims with a cocoon of watermelon flavored cotton candy or GTFO.
The only way a Dane could be shittier is if his last name was Cook.
“Welcome Tri-Lambdas, we have come to your planet for the one you call Lamar.”
A friend and I were typing racial slurs on IMDb and found it. After being unable to find a copy at Blockbuster, we were successful in downloading it. Another highlight was “A N***** in the Woodpile.” Apparently finding them in your woodpile was a problem in 1904.
*cocks ray-gun*
Where the white women at?
Gay nigger from outerspace likes to have his as(de)stroid.
Gay niggers from outerspace want to probe Uranus.
These guys are interested in who’s hung.
Their ship is called the USS Enterguys
The end is the same as ‘War of the Worlds’, except it takes a couple decades for them all to die from AIDS.
I’m imagining getting the call. “Yo, Tyrone.. its me, your agent. I got you a lead role in a new movie…. what’s the catch you say ?” well uh….
My boyfriend is always bugging me to watch this movie with him.
I don’t know if he’s from outer space, but he’s definitely a gaynagger.
My friend had luxury box seat to watch the Wizards play the GayKnickers last night.
I prefer Kanye’s newer work.
Klaatu Barada Ni**to
These guys are looking to get sucked into a black hole.
Alternate Title: The Day Da Earff Stood Still
I aways wondered why Denmark smelled of burnt rubber and vasaline.
Well if this doesn’t bring the NAACP thunder down upon us.
Well, I guess we know what Vince has been typing into Google this afternoon.
I’d like to see a movie called GoldN*****s. I’m sure Jamie Foxx would record the title song if you gave him enough attention.
I think we’ll be okay Burnsy. I have strong doubts this was written/directed/produced by any banana skin.
Well if this doesn’t bring the NAACP thunder down upon us.
NAACP, nothing. What will Pajiba think?
I’m not going to tell you how Chodin found this but let’s just say that one of those voices sounds very familiar.
If I was a gayni**er from outer space, my name would be Da’Finest Johnson.
Gay ni**ers from outer space demand that you refer to them as gay African Americans from outer space.
Or Vaginally Challenged African Americans
I guess no one here is on Slashdot. There is a group called Gay Nigger Association of America that used to blast the web site with hundreds of the same posts. You can read about it here:
http://wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Uncensored:Gay_Nigger_Association_of_America
Why do gayni**ers keep a leonopteryx in their backyard? To teach their children how to walk.
downloaded in 2004 expecting a hilarious gay porno to show my friends. Pleasant surprise.
Ah GNFS, I ran into it a few years back while downloading what i thought was Naruto er, I mean… beastiality.