I’ve made no secret of my love of Zoolander. At the very least, it allows me to pretend liking “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” is purely ironic and cool. What? Oh right, next you’ll tell me Queen is gay. Anyway, as such it’s with a happy smile and buttered asshole that I report Tropic Thunder writer Justin Theroux is in negotiations to write and direct a Zoolander sequel.
Ben and Justin are working on the script together, and Theroux is going to Fashion Week in Paris to “immerse himself on what is current in fashion”. ”It’s got momentum,” a studio source just told me. Everyone’s hoping Owen Wilson co-stars again but no deal is set. The villain likely will be Jonah Hill who’s in negotiations. [DeadlineHollywood]
I hope Owen Wilson isn’t too busy Kate Hudsoning his career with Marmaduke, that Farrelly Brothers’ movie, and Little Fockers to be in this. The concept just doesn’t work as well without two dudes with jacked up noses being male models. No one wants to see actual male models, that would be gay. (Hint, hint, Captain America).
What? Clearly liking this song is the most hetero thing possible.
Look, bro, it puts the boom boom into my heart, okay? I REGRET NOTHING!
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I hope it’s called “2lander”
This calls for ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!
*80′s dance*
Thank god. Maybe this movie will wipe the nasty taste of Bruno out of my mouth.
Yes, I feel like I was literally fucked out of 10$.
Seriously, it took Hollywood only ~10 years to figure out that a box office bomb that became incredibly popular on DVD through word of mouth deserved a sequel?
In all fairness, the original came out right after 9/11 so people assumed everything was a bomb.
What’s with Jonah Hill in everything? They’re frog-mouth raping us with him like they did with Rogen. I don’t hate these guys, I just wish they’d stick to their excellent writing not their acting.
Oh, and I hope that they can get that blond guy from True Blood to come back as a ghost.
I cannot fucking wait until those shorts come back in style.
*opens bottom dresser drawer, whispers “someday, my lovelies… some day”*
ugh I hope Jonah Hill doesnt fuck this up
Or they could cast Bruno as the villain. Uhhhh, I’ll be right back…
Types up hastily thrown together spec script for Zoolander 2, mails it to coypright office, eagerly awaits call from lawyer
Donk, pastels and neons are totally in for spring.
Jonah Hill’s a natural fit as the villain in any fashion movie. His body is the bane of zippers everywhere.
Jonah Hill has only one enemy: the belt.
And can’t we change his name already to Jonah Mountain? He hasn’t been a Hill since 140 pounds ago.
I don’t know what you’re all talking about. Jonah Hill is the caricature of health.
Patty, only if he was a naked ghost. Clothes area waste of time on him.
Who knew Nic Cage was the guitarist for Wham! ?
Happy thoughts… hahahaha
I like the way you think, Eibz.
Jonah Hill is a perfect fit for this movie if this movie has a 54 inch waist line.
Jonah Hill’s character will be credited with creating the accordion tie.
i know his line got lost behind a pile of Jonah Hill’s breakfast dishes but
boomkin “2lander” FTW
Jonah Hill has only one enemy: the belt.
Oh c’mon, MC,PaT. Jonah Hill’s belt is the hardest working thing in Hollywood right now.
Jonah Hill is disgruntled because American Apparel’s size extra large t-shirts won’t even go around his neck.
Jonah’s too hungry for his shirt, too hungry for his shirt.
So hungry it huuuuuurts.
Jonah Hill starts his own clothing line: Old Gravy.
Jonah will finally get his chance to play a runway model just as soon as American 284 reaches the gate.
His teeth are whiter than white
Jonah so fat…..
the WHAAAALE be stuck inside HIM!
The only way I want to see Jonah Hill in this film is if they recreate the gang scene from Anchorman. Just the thought of Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jason Segel and James Franco dressed in haute couture suits and getting their brains beaten in by Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Jon Voight makes my pants dance.
“OBEY MY HOT DOG!”
I miss John Candy. He was fat AND hilarious. And was named “Candy”.
I know its really early on but this sequel is really really ridiculously good-looking
Tosh.o should play his model friend so that instead of destroying a Mac monitor he can obliterate another iPad
Michael Clarke Duncan teaches Derek what ‘Magnum’ is really all about or GTFO
They’ll have to shoot this movie in 3D just to accomodate Jonah Hill’s fupa.
MooGat2!