(Aw, she thinks the book is made of chocolate.)
I want to believe this is a hoax, but after Fred and Sharon and Rooster and Trish, nothing’s too strange to believe anymore. So a supposed Twilight fan calling herself Kayla Patterson recently sent a letter to LatinoReview regarding Universal’s blatant thievery of werewolves (which Twilight obviously invented) in their movie Wolf Man. For shame, Universal! How dare you steal ethnic temptation wolves from the nice white lady! *rolls up newspaper* Here’s an excerpt:
This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remakingof the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a “were wolf”. I don’t see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet*? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is “supposed” to be the wolf? [Check out the rest of her rant at LatinoReview]
Frankly, I’m shocked someone so devoted to the literature of Stephenie Meyer could be so bad at grammar. I mean Kayla was bad. Very bad. So bad at grammar; it was frightening.
You know, it’s stuff like this that makes you wonder if maybe the Chinese are onto something with the whole drowning-girl-babies-in-the-river thing.
[Props to GammaSquad for finding this]
*Ethnic wolves hate the Silver Bullet. They prefer Tecate.
I want more like this!
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