WB and DC comics are set to make a Flash movie, and they may have found a director. Debuting in 1940, the most important thing to know about The Flash is: “It is understood that Flash wears no underwear as it is impractical and uncomfortable at high speeds. The tight fitting spandex provides him all the support necessary throughout his rigorous movements.” [Wiki]. Did anyone else just get painfully throbbing erection? I should be wearing my spandex onesie. For support.
IESB has learned exclusively that WB is lining up a director for another high profile DC character; Greg Berlanti is the leading contender to helm “The Flash”. Berlanti wrote “Green Lantern” with Marc Guggenheim and was once attached to direct the film before WB settled on Martin Campbell. From what IESB is hearing WB is very high on Berlanti from his prep on “Green Lantern” and would love him to run with “The Flash”.
I’m sure Greg Berlanti is the perfect choice. After all, he created Everwood, and who could forget Everwood? Certainly not me. Why just the other day I overheard a young couple discussing their Everwood-themed wedding. I told them I thought it was a capital idea.
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It is understood that Flash wears no underwear as it is impractical and uncomfortable at high speeds
That’s the same thing he says when women ask him to wear a condom.
He’s freeballin’ it for your freedom.
Now there’s a guy that seems like he’d have some pretty massive unitard skid marks.
Last time I got high on Berlanti I ended up with my Everwood in some fat broad’s Green Lantern.
Tracey Morgan would like to know where to have his agent submit his headshot.
Sounds better than the movie I just produces. FLUSH
And is it too late for Ryan Reynolds to play this guy instead?
produced…nevermind
Everytime there’s something wrong with the car, he shows off by working on it with his flashlight in his mouth. He’s so flexible, he must workout.
It is understood that Flash wears no underwear
So this is a Commando remake now?
Less understood: Aquaman wears a bra.
Flash Tits or GTFooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Everwood was replaced by Cialis, caused fewer side effects.
I know the guy who did the joke on the bottom, he is proud that it got all the way to this blog.
What’s his name so I can credit him? He’s not one of your escaped nazi friends, is he?
Everwood we know of a more forgettable show? I think not.
His name is Erasmo, and he used to do a blog with things like that, but he put it down. Like he had to do with all those jews.
Everwhat?
Flash what my girlfriend calls me. I assume it has to do with my pleasing her ever so quickly.