Haha, good one, Jeff Bridges. Hey, heard any good jokes lately?
I wish Jeff Bridges and Mickey Rourke were my kooky uncles.
[picture from GQ's profile on Jeff Bridges, via BestWeekEver]
"JEFF BRIDGES’ PENIS IS A CACTUS, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"
What a prick.
Give me The Dude, Mickey Rourke, Busey, an Algerian arms shipment, a case of So Co and a blender and I’ll make what I like to call a Hunter S. Thompson.
Watch out for them killer cacti.
And just like the saguaro, no one wants to put their hands anywhere near Jeff Bridges’ old-ass cock.
jay leno show… fuck this
Saguaros dude. Say what you will about the tenets of Beaver Tail, at least it’s an entendre. Saguaros, they believe cacti should have arms.
The Dude is gonna have to keep one eye open for woodpeckers.
Lince, He is a little surprised you didn’t cover Rob Zombie directing CSI at all. Even though tv is the Uff’s thing, it does feature a prominent movie director AND the episode has FD favourite, Michael Madsen.
You should see what he can do with a sea cucumber.
Yucca Dude. Does the word bother you? Many men are threatened by it. Yucca.
Donk, you’re acting a little wild and a little strange.
More like “COCK-tus”!
Whatever, I like it in the corner. Fuck off.
Sorry Jack, but I made my home out on the range.
His cock ties the whlole f’ing desert together, man!
Why do you guys quote The Big Lebowski all the time?
It’s just a movie.
That’s how he removes crabs. Intimidate them and they will flee.
His cactus is bigger than that black guy’s cactus from the picture last week, but he swings it around a lot less.
More like Gay Men-blow.
*hits “Submit Comment” kicks feet up on desk and relaxes in his chair with a content smurk on his face, nodding in approval*
Because it’s an easy meme based in a group commonality utilized for a cheep laugh.
How many times have you watched it?
I bet it’s over 9000.
You know, every day that goes by without one of Spacetraveler’s little sermons about how terrible we are, I die a little inside. It’s like I’m nourished by his bitter tears of outrage and concealed self-loathing….
Hopefully, Spacetravler hung himself with a make-shift queue while choke ‘bating.
Oh hell no! I’m not one of those people. But in the near twenty years… maybe twenty times. Half too drunk to get past the Jackie Treehorn part.
You know, the saguaro blossom is the state flower of Arizona, and it looks like Jeff Bridges is a late bloomer.
Jeff Bridges is showing us a cactus rose.
You know what Spacetraveler’s favorite type of social gathering is?
A cock-tail party. You know, because of the whole queue thing.
Fuck you, I’ll be in the…damn this corner is crowded….
It’s too bad for Jeff that cactus plugging is illegal.
*Yells from the corner* Hey guys, guys, guess what Rooster’s favorite type of social gathering is?
A Cock-tail party! Because he calls himself….
*Gets throat punched by Donk*
License and registration CHICKEN FUCKER! BA-CAWWWWWWK!
Ahhhh. That felt good. I haven’t dursted like that in a while.
you into kinky cactus-play? The Dude abides
This is why the people at Cialis say you’re supposed to consult a doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours. The spines begin growing after the 6th hour.
I’ve heard that Jeff is first in line to play the role of Epic Beard Man in “Spit Shine This, Boy”.
Bridge’s is pokey for her pleasure
He also has a cracktus. Dude, wipe.
Pictured: How lesbians view all men.
JB Cactusdick is actually my juggalo alias