Aw, this is like those Slumdog kids all over again. It turns out that despite her daughter’s Oscar nomination, Gabourey Sidibe’s poor mom still has to sing in the subway for spare change like a common hobo.
Alice Tan Ridley shows up three times a week at New York’s busiest subway stations to wow commuters with her electrifying R&B act. “My name is not on Gabby’s paycheck,” the good-natured Ridley told The Post yesterday. Ridley, a former nursery-school teacher and Department of Education teacher’s aide, has been belting out tunes in the subway for 18 years. “For a while, I was teaching and doing the singing, burning the candle at both ends to support my family,” Ridley said.
Until… she became bedridden and couldn’t work? Got fired for refusing the advances of a superior? Racism?
She eventually made subway singing a full-time job. “When I come home at the end of the day, I have enough to pay my bills and feed my kids,” she said. Her singing helped pave the way for her daughter’s breakout in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire.”
“Four years ago, they asked me to play the part of the mother,” Ridley said. “But being a mom and teacher, I just couldn’t play that part. It was just too hard. I read the book, and I gave it to Gabby. Her friends encouraged her to try out for ‘Precious,’ and she got it.” [NYPost]
Time out: You have a spiritually-fulfilling job that pays your bills and allows you to spend time with your family, and out of the blue someone offered you a part in an Oscar-winning movie? Jeez, you’re never going to reach an audience of rich white people with a story like that. Can’t you look sad or something?

Much better.
[video via Popeater]



Didn’t seem to have any trouble at all in the whole, feed my family dept.
Smeagol sure has lousy taste in women.
Leave her alone, Crappy! It’s not her fault it’s genetics!!!
Is that Sexual Chocolate?
Is genetics what they call the triple stack burger at Wendy’s?
I bet a lot of people have to walk in her shadow. Or park there.
I bet she loses a lot of acting work to Tyler Perry.
I bet she also sings in Subway. $15 Yard-long!
I knew that $5 footlong thing was pretty lucrative, but I didn’t know it was that big a deal.
She’s got a gland problem. She just can’t stop eating them.
I bet she stars in the movie Based on the Novel “Push Me Onto the Third Rail” by Sapphire.
@keyHo–if you could take your foot off my dick please. We thank you.
Wasn’t this a super bowl Doritos ad?
I bet they use this as an ad for walking.
Her Greatest Love of All is for butter.
Alice was always a bit of a sharp C when Gabby was A minor.
She’s actually half-Finnish. As in, are you going to Finnish the other half of that?
She likes her F key like she likes her cheddar: Sharp.
Commuters: Next best thing to Plankton.
I bet there is one duochey hipster glad has paid the extra scratch for those noise cancelling Bose headphones for his iTouch. Don’t want somebody’s talent fucking up Raditude.
Jesus, half my jokes this week are dick-steps. I’ll see you fuckers on Thursday.
So this is what’s it come to, eh Hollywood? I need to start offering handjobs to NYC subway commuters to get your attention?
The greatest gift of all to her husband would be to lose 200 pounds.
Just as long as you don’t start dressing like me keyHo, we’re still cool.
truly, the greatest love of all.
… and by greatest, I mean blubber.
Well, I have to go, like, work, n shit. THE FUCK?!
I hear she does a great version of “I Heard it Through the Bovine”.
She covers cake and doesn’t know that it’s a band.
She makes so much money by telling people that she’s Beyonce from the future.
She’s the lead singer of The Lap-Band.
When she sings, it’s over.
Goddamnit, Donk.
She looks like the Notorious B.I.G.’s coffin.
I believe a triple-bypass is her future.
Whatever she sings is black heavy metal.
It’s the Taking of Pelham 123kg.
Singing is just her day job, her true passion is McNuggets.
I’d hit it.
When people ask her what movies she’s been in, she just responds with “Precious,” because she can’t get to “based on the novel” without getting winded.
The only Oscar she wants has a last name.