When Parry Gripp writes a new song, I post it. Those are the rules. [Thanks to Burnsy for the video tip and Jacktion! for the picture]
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I posted some more of my pictures from Sundance, but I didn’t want FilmDrunk to turn into my personal travel blog, so check them out on the FilmDrunk Facebook Fan Page. And if you haven’t yet, fan us, ya jerk. |FDonFacebook|- Not only does this dog smile when his owner comes around, he seems to be attempting to look Asian. |WarmingGlow|
- The Green Power Ranger and founder of “Jesus Didn’t Tap” (yes that’s a real company) won his first MMA fight. Barely. |GammaSquad|
- Christmas Ape gets the brush off from both Peter King and Suzy Kolber, but his show of balls makes me doubly embarrassed that I totally whiffed on talking to Danny Trejo. |KissingSuzyKolber|
- 25 drunks passed out on benches. |HolyTaco|
- These guys write the Super Bowl. |Atom|
- An Oprah reality show? Finally we can see all the stuff that doesn’t go on her show, magazine, or radio channel. |InsideTV|
- Film studio blames economy, piracy for financial troubles. Reasons not mentioned: Big Mama’s House 7, Larry The Cable Guy III, Temptation Island: The Movie, and The Bucket List. |Fark|
- Jose Canseco calls out Herschel Walker. Because it was so entertaining to watch him get chased around the ring with his hands over his head and then give up the last time he fought. Hey, Jose, I’ll fight you. |CageDoctors|
- 5 characters you should technically hate but will root for anyway. Because you’re stupid. |UnrealityMag|
- 8 Super Bowl party guests you must avoid. |Guyism|
- Allison Haislip in The Donner Party. Is it just me, or do you always misread her name as “Allison Hairlip?” |g4|
SITE NEWS: I’ve got a Black Dynamite DVD to give away for Comments of the Week this week, so bring the heat and keep nominating.
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Both episodes of House I’ve ever watched, the only thing I rooted for was for replacement Willy Mays-Hays to jump on that asshole and hit him with a syringe full of bleach.
How can you not love House? He’s snarky, misanthropic and antisocial.
In other words, he’s the personification of the internet.
So is Dr. Cox, except deep down, he’s not a horrible person. He’s also a Red Wings fan.
Also, Cox is funnier.
That dog isn’t smiling. It’s wincing and don’t you dare judge that dog! If the possibility of ending up on the dinner table loomed over your head every time he came over, you’d be pretty fucking punchy too.
Cox is one of the only parts of Scrubs that doesn’t make me wanna’ punch a hole in the wall.
Is it just me, or do you always misread her name as “Allison Hairlip?”
Vinsh, whuh are you chrying cho shay? Ish shere shomshing wong wish peopuh wish hairlipsh?
Don’t worry, Vince. Christmas Ape isn’t more ballsy than you are. Peter King and Suzy Kolber aren’t likely to gut you like a fish.
Uh, Jesus couldn’t tap. Just sayin’.
Since a condom doesn’t have hands, I assume the Jesus Condom had a hole in the tip.
But credit where credit’s due, Ape regularly rips Peter King to shreds and then wipes his ass with them, while I mostly talk about how awesome Danny Trejo is and plug his clothing line. Seems like it’d be an easier ice breaker.
I always misread her name as Joaquin Phoenix.
Give yourself credit while you’re at it Vinny. You also shit your pants and drool like a tard at Chuck E Cheese when you see Danny T on the street.
I want video of Allison Haislip’s mother reacting to the news that her daughter is in a movie where she eats a couple of guys, but eventually these other guys eat her.