(Pictured: The newest ride at Thai Disneyland)
I can’t believe I haven’t seen Ong Bak 2 yet, but I’m putting it on my Netflix queue today because after the jump I’ve got the trailer for Ong Bak 3. I can’t see them out of sequence, the plot probably wouldn’t even make sense. Anyway, the trailer contains much of what we’ve come to expect from Ong Bak, namely Tony Jaa elbowing people and doing stunts on an elephant. And you know it’s a real elephant too, because this is Thailand, and they don’t stand for none of that prepackaged, American fake-elephant bullsh*t. It’d be nice if we were still back in the good old days, before pansy actors and their Jew lawyers drove real elephants out of the business. It’s an outrage, really makes you want to gore somebody.
Ong Bak 3: Because an elephant never forgets… TO KICK YOUR ASS!
[trailer via TwitchFilm]
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I keep hoping this will eventually be about Bonk’s Adventure.
I wonder how many elephants were hurt in the making of this movie because that’s a lot of pianos we could be making for the arts!
Secondly, I wonder when we’ll see Tony Jaa starring in a movie where he is an international spy protecting the next door neighbors kids.
The other benefit of working with real life elephants is that, reportedly, they smell better than the army of animators a studio would have to hire to CGI it in.
holy crap MORE VENGEANCE?!?!?!1! I’m there.
If the makers of Ong Bak needed giant mammals that didn’t mind dudes jumping onto their backs then they should’ve just called….you guessed it…..your mom
Far-Eastbound Pachyderm.
Dong Sak is the name of Steven Seagal’s biopic.
I predict Tony Jaa will hit someone with a guitar in this film, because Ong Bak is an anagram for Ka-Bong.
If they replace the elephants with Heffalumps, I’m totally watching this.
Saw Book of Eli, was not what I expecgted. I liked.
“Contains elephants & punching” is the worst motto for a circus I’ve ever read.
Fuck, missed the haiku op.
Just when things are about to get awkward, Tony Jaa deals with the elephant in the room by kick-flipping off it and kneeing you in the face.
I once fucked up my legs whilst skiing in Germany. I required surgery and couldn’t find a doctor who spoke English. Eventually, I pointed to my crippled legs and made a surgery mime. The doctor looked at me and said, “Toe, knee? Ja!”
Tony Jaa is really going out of his way to prove that he isn’t an animal.
Tony Jaa “tickels the ivories” by punching an elephnat into a piano that is being played by Billy Joel.
I’m beginning to think that maybe “Tony” isn’t really his first name.
Im hoping there will be a deathmatch between Jaa’s elephant and Stampy from Simpsons.
In this installment of the trilogy, Tony Jaa battles an evil empire that holds an ancient scroll that reveals the answer to how many elephants can fit in a car.
They better have Tony Jaa kicking ass while the Baby Elephant Walk song plays.
Ass kicking with kicks and punches that continuously sound like someone dropping bags of sand or potatoes. Over and over and all I want to do is eat those sandy potatoes before Ong Bak 7 comes out and there will be nothing left but mashed sand potatoes.