(The only Photoshop idea I could think of was “National Lamb Poon.” I am… so very ashamed.)
Though 
The latest project, which will no longer carry the National Lampoon credit, is being described as more of an update than a sequel and will be closer in tone to “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” than the previous chapters. Story will focus on Rusty Griswold, now a grown man, who decides to take his own wife and kids on a road trip to Wally World before it closes forever. Chase is expected to reprise his role as Clark Griswold, now a grandfather. [Variety]
I let a hooker give me a rusty griswold once. Once. Anyway, it’s hard to know what to make of this kid, since while this is his fourth writing credit, none of his projects have yet been finished. But I can only imagine his process involves staring at the screen going “HURRRRRRRR.”
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I remember him as Mitch from Waiting.
I bet he gives a mean beej.
I’m looking at this Daley girl and thinking that a reboot of Just One of the Guys would be more appropriate.
Tiger’ish approves of your photochop.
You could have photoshopped some sailors shooting a lamp attached to a rope into a whale, but that wouldn’t have been as sexy.
oh shit I hope the kids playing the grandkids learn early on not to look Randy Quaid in the eye
That idiot almost ruined Freaks and Geeks with his mouth breathing jackassery. Thank god for his hot-ass sister.
He’s like the white P. Diddy of mouth breathing.
Only Lisa Rinna has lips big enough to cover up those teeth. Two sets of ‘em, no less…
Any animatronic moose will tell you that beating this dead horse is not a good idea.
I’d like to dress him up in a cheerleader outfit so we could act out some of my Joni Loves Chachi fantasies.
I was hoping the moose was actually right when he told me this movie franchise was closed.
Wait a second there Cutey. Is that the chick that played Velma?!!
* thank Jebus I already bated to her anyway
Then again, who better to cast a Vacation reboot, than a fellow mouth breather.
Now, I know I have trouble keeping track of the various Superman films, but I know a trip to Wally World isn’t a Christmas Vacation sequel. It’s a Vacation sequel.
The new up will work you Heigl muscle.
So we’re sixteen comments in and nobody has snarked that this isn’t a remake of “Christmas” Vacation as it says in the post? WTF? Snarky snark.
Uh, Squabbler, perhaps reading is not your strong suit? I suggest repeating the first grade.
I met John when i was still in college, he was a friend of a guy in my fraternity and they are in a band together, called Dayplayer (you can myspace/facebook em, I think he does back-up vocals and guitar). The guy was actually pretty chill but yea definitely caught a number of flies with that mouth of his
Doesn’t he play first base for the Yankees?