
One of my favorite things Natalie Portman ever did was her gangsta-rap digital short, and she’s got a couple projects coming up that could be similar in tone. Pajiba reports that she’s producing and starring in Best Buds, a female stoner comedy in the vein of Harold & Kumar about “two best female friends who take a road trip to their friend’s wedding in order to save her by bringing her weed.” According to leading consultants on prison slang, the “Bud” in the title may actually refer to marihuana.
Portman also had a supporting role in Hesher, which was awesome, but not really because of her, and appeared in Your Highness, James Franco and Danny McBride’s medieval stoner comedy. Recently there was an early test screening and /Film has compiled the reactions. Said one IMDB review:
It is most definitely R rated. Very vulgar, lots of nudity and very, very funny. The acting was fine, lots of respectable actors and Natalie Portman is great because she takes it very seriously, she has hilarious lines but says them with complete seriousness and passion, it worked great.
So basically, Natalie Portman overachieved and graduated from Harvard, but now she’s back for the summer and trying to relate by getting high with the townies.
*bong load* Whoa. Has anyone, like, ever told you you look just like that chick from The Professional? *cough* I used to, like, beat it to that movie all the time.



I FUCKING LOVE BUGLES AT 3AM AFTER A GOOD HIT AND SOMETIMES HOT POCKETS TOO!!!!!
If Natalie Portman asked me to go ass to mouth on a blunt, as in, her ass, my mouth, I’d do it.
More like “Natalie Short-term-memory-loss-man”.
Natalie Portman is attractive, but I think she’s too
intelleggsualintelleksualintellexualsmart for me.Intelsexual. mmmm
In all my Natalie Portman fantasies, she’s making that same exact face.
* Sprays eyes with pepper-spray and shuffles to corner with pants around ankles
Huh, and here I was assuming Best Buds referred to her chest.
I’d hit that!
Don’t look at me like that. I was referring to her illicit drugs.
I don’t know about all of you but Natalie Portman is one damn good looking guy
Natalie Portman is good, but Natalie Pornmat is better.
I’ve got a blunt she can smoke.
What? I’m talking about this hand-crafted, ah, cigarette that I just made. Here, have some.
OH CRAP ARE WE AT THE MCDONALDS OR THE WHATTABURGER? I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING ORDER, MAN!
I fucking hate it when girls get high, all they ever do is get horny and don’t want to play MarioKart 64.
Tits or GTFO.
Oh, sorry Natalie. You can stay.
If Natalie Portman turned out to be my dealer.
Well, that’d just be grand.
So they want to make a female-centric comedy that isn’t a love story?
Hooray!
well they already shaved her head in V for vendetta so in this film they could shave… her mustache. CGI can only cover it up so many times. I mean I can’t imagine anywhere else they would shave her, how bout you guys?
One of his knights played by Damian Lewis, who is a pretty big TV actor, rides in on a very angelic Black Friesian. This guy was a very thick Friesian, who had to be a stud due to the size of his body and neck. I thought this was a weird touch of film choice of horses for the two actors, because the Friesain towered over the Andalusian. But this was a comedy and James Franco played a very goofy guy.
Jesus christ that’s the best film review I’ve ever seen.
I juana mari Natalie.
That one’s just for those of you that find the puns Best Buds and Your Highness hilarious. Huhhuhhuh.
That review wasn’t by someone named “Tiger’ish”, by any chance?
PS: I am un chien andalusia.
Speaking of Danny McBride, when the hell does Eastbound & Down come back?
I miss Kenny Powers so much.
beat it to Portman srsly? you must mean the director’s cut…
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So this is going to be “The Sweetest Thing” except with hot girls and comedy?
Well, promise me Natilie gets naked then me and millions of other men will likely line the streets to see it.
I have nothing to say, I just want to see if my new av shows up.
YAY! I have no idea what everyone else’s problem is.
Hmmm ….
ugh – bleeps. bleepless here:
“I got a def posse – you got a bunch of dudes;
I’ll sit down on your face – AND TAKE A SHIT!”
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So are you saying that Natalie Portman likes to put small, white cylindrical objects in her mouth?
That banner pic is the best Gary Busey impression I’ve ever seen.