Here’s an oldie-but-a-goodie David Cross video dealing with newspapers in Atlanta and squagels. I can’t help but combine his rants and wonder, will there be squagels in heaven? I should write a letter about this…
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Ufford’s open letter to annoying Lost fans. |WarmingGlow|
- Chinese gangsters have taken to carrying revolvers that fire 12-gauge rounds oh God my penis is hard. |GammaSquad|
- Canada releases a “superhero sex ed video game.” What, Canadian parents don’t explain the bears and the moose to their kids anymore? |ComicsAlliance|
- Videos of absurd video game glitches, including the one where your character has sex with a woman. |UnrealityMag|
- The youngest Oscar nominees in history. |InsideMovies|
- Five bizarro websites. |CollegeHumor|
- The hottest Lacy Schnoor photos and videos on the internet. |BleacherReport|
- Feature about that fan-made Lord of the Rings movie online. |Urlesque|
- Steven Seagal shoots kids, a gif. |ScreenJunkies|
- 25 awesome homemade guitars. |HolyTaco|
[Young Ricky Gervais via ThatisSoGay. After the jump, a screening of the latest Twilight movie in 5 seconds]
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‘Lacy Schnoor’ is the sound of me falling asleep on my crocheted sex pillow.
My favorite video game glitch was Samus being a woman. That game didn’t take place in a kitchen!
My favorite video game glitch was my dad pulling the Sega plug out of the wall and yelling, “GO PLAY BASEBALL, YOU FAG!”
Technically, John Cena was the youngest Oscar winner, as he was being carried to term by Meryl Streep during Kramer Vs. Kramer. God, he was amazing in that.
People are still making LotR fan videos? Too bad the Riddick Trilogy is about to PWN them.
Is that from when Ricky chocolate starred in The Orifice?
Ufford’s letter is awesome and I don’t even watch Lost haha.
oh Snap, Fred Armisen’s “Nicholas Fehn” character is a David Cross send up. Who knew.
God I hate David Cross. He seriously just stretched two very thin premises into five minutes with two moderately amusing punchlines. We get it, you’re an artist and cynicism is your medium. You hate Jesus and breakfast. Go do some fucking laundry.