
This was on GorillaMask yesterday so there’s a good chance you’ve already seen it, but I felt I had a duty to repost it to ensure as many people see it as possible. It’s glorious. It makes the Mona Lisa look like a picture of a dump I just took. |via Paco Pomet|
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS:
- I hadn’t watched this WTWTA clip with Gandolfini’s Wild Thing dubbed with Soprano’s dialog because I thought it was going to be stupid. It’s not. |WarmingGlow|
- Adobe employee uses porn to demonstrate that the iPad won’t play flash video. I don’t really get the iPad. “Tired of carrying books? Here, carry this giant, book-shaped device!” |GammaSquad|
- Another KSK breakdown of a Peter King column. I’m thinking of doing something like this with Pete Hammond. Then again, it’s a lot of work. I’d rather just draw a penis on his review and be done with it. |KissingSuzyKolber|
- 7 things your email says about you. |Guyism|
- Review of Mass Effect 2 for XBox 360. |G4|
- Lessons to be learned from gambling movies. |InsideMovies|
- The 9 greatest Jon Stewart pwnages. That’s right, grandpa, “pwnage.” Look it up. |HolyTaco|
- Guide to understanding your loose-cannon partner. |ScreenJunkies|
- The 10 biggest Oscar snubs of 2010. |Pajiba|
- Conservative phone sex. |Atom|
- Huntington Beach bans beer pong. It’s all part of maintaining their image: Orange County: the assholiest place in California. |FListed|
And finally, I thought this “Generic News Report” was pretty well done. |via CollegeHumor|

Vinnie, why-a you no live blog-a the Oscars?
Cookie Monster Warlord is going to Mogad’eat’chu, cookie.
I’ve always thought live blogs were kinda dumb. And now that we have Twitter, they’re really sort of useless.
With a few exceptions *coughavatarcoughtheblindside*, the nominees are surprisingly not awful.
Oh, so what then? You want me to have to watch Anne Hathaway in my office, where my typical Anne-viewing behavior is “frowned upon”? Fine, you inhumane bastard.
Burnsy, put your pants on. You don’t work in a barn!
You must be thinking of a sexy barn TyBo. Not unlike my first trip to horse camp.
Oh, wait, “you don’t live in a barn” is for telling people to shut the door.
So, uh, you don’t work in a strip club?
Dude, that’s Charlie Brooker in the generic news vid. You should definitely check out his shows ScreenWipe, NewsWipe, and GamesWipe.
… and You Have Been Watching and his Twitter feed can be fun and his Guardian column and there are still archives online of his brilliant TV Go Home stuff.
Love that Cookie Monster Warlord picture.