I was considering not posting The Onion’s video on the Danish tourism ad campaign as directed by Lars von Trier, seeing as how it’s already gotten the gangbang from every other site. Then I realized what a nice addition this would be to my nicely-growing tag “
So if you’ve got anything else wacky and Danish, be sure to send it over. As long as there’s not too much pooping.
“The ads took over one year to complete due to Von Trier’s decision to wire his own jaw shut and communicate with the cast and crew in a form of sign language he created himself.”
In related news, Antichrist will be available on Netflix tomorrow. But if you’re looking to rent a Lars von Trier movie, I recommend The Idiots, mainly for its graphic depiction of a retarded-people orgy, complete with wieners entering hoohas and everything. “Jä, jä, mein daughter receiwe Ph.d from Danish National Actor’s Conserwatory. Ve’re wery prøud.”
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Hey! I’ve got this great old Danish porno from the 80′s that’s got 2 guys and this chick and . . . . what? Oh, NO pooping?
Fuck. Nevermind then Mr. Standards & Practices.
Time to step up your game, Japan. They’re gaining on you.
Take off the Onion logos and tell me this doesn’t look real.
Look’s like there’s something rotten in Den…..fine, I’m going.
Scaliup!
I don’t know what they’re saying here, but the overarching concept is mildly disturbing. I guess they love potatoes?
A friend of mine sent it to me because her sister is the befuddled American.
[www.tv2regionerne.dk]
recently had a Danish pancake for the first time, delicious. But this post makes me think that “A Danish Pancake” sounds like some sort of “Dirty Sanchez” or “Cleveland Steamer” i.e. you take a crap on the ground, do her on top of it and flatten it out to make it a pancake. Its safe to say I will never eat one of those ever again now.
This is a pretty funny send-up of the guttural, unintelligible language that is Danish: [www.youtube.com]
The joke is that they’re not speaking Danish at all, just mumbling incoherently. I believe this video was made by a Norwegian comedy show to poke fun at their Danish neighbors.