KATHERINE HEIGL IS A BOUNTY HUNTER
02.09.10Ahh, Katherine Heigl and Janet Evanovich, a match made in hell. Today Variety reports that Heigl is attached to star in One for the Money for Columbia pictures, based on Evanovich’s novel. Meanwhile, my hidden cameras report that she’s still going number two for a show. Go, Kat, go!
Heigl will play Stephanie Plum, an unemployed lingerie buyer who becomes a bounty hunter to make ends meet. Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith (The Ugly Truth, She’s the Man) penned the screenplay, and Liz Brixius (Nurse Jackie) has been brought onboard to do a polish.
Back when I used to commute to work, I used to get books on CD from the library, which didn’t have an amazing selection. One of the ones I listened to was a Janet Evanovich novel, which had as a supporting character a sass-talkin’ fat, black lady who was always smuggling bacon or salami everywhere she went because she was on the Atkin’s diet. True story. So this one should be pretty good. In fact, Pete Hammond‘s already calling it “The most hilarious movie of next summer.”


Dogface the Bounty Hunter.
I’m an unemployed lingerie sniffer… can I get in on the bounty hunting shtick too?
I turn into a Bounty hunter every time my wife sends me to the store for paper towels.
That corner? Ok, I’m going.
I read that as (The Ugly Truth, She’s a Man).
Vince, I think that last paragraph needed some commas. I had to go back and read it 5 times.
Is that what reading Twilight is like?
DomiNo thanks.
The next Heigl movie I want to see is called Knocked Out.
I named my boat Liz Brixius and it went down just off the coast of the Isle of Lesbos.
Katherine Heigl? We don’t need her scum!
I’m smuggling your salami right here
*points to crotch*
If we’re talking Katherine Heigl and girl power, we’d better be using the People Currently Being Burned for Fuel tag.
More like bounty cunter.
I once listened to an audiobook for women on my ride to work. It was a short story about how Pledge Wipes don’t leave streaks.
Wait, if women are reading, who’s making the sandwiches?
I only read books about sandwich making. And the art of giving BJ’s.
I only read books about eating sandwiches and the art of getting BJ’s.
Hopefully Katherine Heigl will play the charmingly beautiful fish out of water who is looking for love in a man’s world. Gerard Butler will play the rough but handsom wanted man with a heart of gold. He’s been hurt before but how will he choose beteen love and a life of crime?!
Silly noMo! That’s not smuggling, that’s snuggling. Awwwww…
That’s why the books are on tape åPüÿł, keeps the hands free.
Dare we dream of the team up of her and Gerard Butler once more in the blockbuster “Booty Hunters!”
The worst prospect is that if this thing harry potters (which it wont) there’s another 15 of these toilet rolls.
I’ll see this movie if theres a scene where Heigl gets bear maced.