James Franco, who besides being in the creative writing program at Columbia is also studying film at NYU, debuted a short film at Cinevegas late last year, a clip of which has just hit the web. The short is called The Feast of Stephen, an adaptation of Anthony Hecht’s “blisteringly homoerotic” poem of the same name , which begins with a gay dude’s daydream about a slow-motion, penis-flopping naked basketball game in central park and leads to a brutal gay bashing. Movieline described it thusly:
No single punch or kick or bout of dry-humping, however, wields quite the diminishing power of feces smeared on one’s face, which Stephen endures in Franco’s grand finale. But really, endurance has less to do with his ordeal than does experience. The “feast” of the title is Stephen’s big gay rite of passage, however demeaning and/or gang-rapey it might be; the literally sh-t-eating grin he shares with the audience at the end suggests that even the most horrendous intimacy is better than none at all.
It’s hard to critique something that involves slow-motion naked basketball but also a brutal beating, and I think that’s kind of the point. Hey James Franco, if we promise to take you seriously, could you relax with all the gay sex and poop eating? Boy, if I had a nickel for every time my parents said that to me growing up…
(NSFW for slow-motion wieners)


More like the Feast of Richard.
So what Franco is trying to say is that people are gay because they want to be beaten up and have shit smeared on their faces?
I was unaware that James Franco was a conservative Christian.
Alternate Title: The Basketball Diarrhea.
Was Franco high? I bet he was high.
I can’t believe I missed making a good “diary-to-diarrhea” joke.
All He garnered from that post was “brutal gay bashing”.
gang-rapey was the eight dwarf in the first cut of Sleeping Beauty.
So beating a gay to death is wrong but beating them nearly to death and then shitting in their face is hunky dorey?
I’m confused.
Your parents called you James Franco growing up? I call shenanigans.
Two Guys, New Up.
step1: turn off sound to gay bashing poop eating video. step2: open new tab and visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvzemQPAIIo step3: return to gay poop video and bask in my genius
The shit smearing in the face part is pretty important; that’s why I always do my gay-bashing after my morning coffee.
what the shit? did perez hilton buy film drunk and then get ru paul to run it? is this bring your gay kid to work day? what’s going on with this site?
I had to be fair and balanced after this post this morning:
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/showgirls-2-seems-slightly-less-professional-than-original
“So what Franco is trying to say is that people are gay because they want to be beaten up and have shit smeared on their faces?”
Nah, he’s not smart enough to figure that out for himself.
I’m dubbing this cinematic abortion “Naked Lunch 2: In-Your-Face!” (Literally)
This movie makes Kimiko-tan jealous.
is this bring your gay kid to work day?
I don’t think Vince’s parents work for filmdrunk.
Got Hilary Swank to appear in this, impressive.
These guys may not be able to dunk but they sure know how to kiss the rim.
This is both Artsy and Fartsy.
He Got Gayme
Now that He has seen this clip, was He the only one let down that it wasn’t set to the 2girls1cup music?
Judging from the beatdown and the shit-smearing, Franco totally ripped off an episode of “Oz.”