http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:44:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242885 Dick Trickle Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:09:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242885 If Orson Welles directed the Super Bowl it would be a gigantic meatball sandwich. If Orson Welles directed the Super Bowl it would be a gigantic meatball sandwich.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242880 Jacktion! Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:05:45 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242880 If any current Hollywood director directed the Superbowl, the best play of the game would be shown in every commercial. If any current Hollywood director directed the Superbowl, the best play of the game would be shown in every commercial.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242877 Jacktion! Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:03:37 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242877 If a gay porn director directed the Superbowl, it might be slightly less homoerotic. If a gay porn director directed the Superbowl, it might be slightly less homoerotic.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242876 Dick Trickle Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:03:35 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242876 If Robert Altman directed the Super Bowl every player would be mic'd. If Robert Altman directed the Super Bowl every player would be mic’d.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242875 ChinoMoreno Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:01:32 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242875 If Roman Polanski directed the Super Bowl, all of the tight ends would be 13 yr old girls. If Roman Polanski directed the Super Bowl, all of the tight ends would be 13 yr old girls.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242874 Dick Trickle Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:01:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242874 If Pedro Almovodar directed the super ball the players would wear assless tights. If Pedro Almovodar directed the super ball the players would wear assless tights.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242872 GlennBeckHasAIDS Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:56:54 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242872 If Michael Bay directed the Superbowl absolutely nothing would be different If Michael Bay directed the Superbowl absolutely nothing would be different

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242871 Jacktion! Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:55:07 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242871 If George Lucas directed the Superbowl, this year's game would take place before the first Superbowl. If George Lucas directed the Superbowl, this year’s game would take place before the first Superbowl.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242870 Donkey Hodey Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:52:46 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242870 If famous directors directed the Stanley Cup finals, maybe people would watch hockey. If famous directors directed the Stanley Cup finals, maybe people would watch hockey.

]]> http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/if-famous-directors-directed-the-super-bowl#comment-242869 Jacktion! Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:52:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=24189#comment-242869 If Spike Lee directed the Superbowl, the team with black players would win. If Spike Lee directed the Superbowl, the team with black players would win.

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