02.05.10 IF FAMOUS DIRECTORS DIRECTED THE SUPER BOWL
This is a little video from SlateV called “If Famous Directors Directed the Super Bowl”, which is awesome because posting it allows me to really mail it in on my Friday. And I like that. It’s actually pretty solid once you get through the Tarantino part, which is super lame. I’d like to think that if Tarantino directed the Super Bowl, it would involve a lot more doing coke with Lawrence Taylor. So basically, Any Given Sunday. I’d also like to see one about if Old Dogs’ Walt Becker directed the Super Bowl. Spoiler alert: it’s three-straight hours of footballs to the groin.
The Wes Anderson segment made me feel oddly nostalgic.
[hat tip: CinemaBlend]
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IF FAMOUS DIRECTORS DIRECTED THE SUPER BOWL
If Ewe Boll directed the Superbowl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OQWTOLzY1Y
If Brett Ratner directed the Superbow, it would be the World Bowl.
Go London Monarchs!
If famous directors directed the Super Bowl, the Rams wouldn’t be in St. louis.
If famous directors direct the NBA finals, LeBron and Kobe would get all the calls.
…yeah.
If Stephen King wrote the Superbowl, it would take place in Maine.
If famous directors directed the World Series, maybe I’d actually get that meteor I’m rooting for over the Yankees and Phillies.
If Spike Lee directed the Superbowl, the team with black players would win.
If famous directors directed the Stanley Cup finals, maybe people would watch hockey.
If George Lucas directed the Superbowl, this year’s game would take place before the first Superbowl.
If Michael Bay directed the Superbowl absolutely nothing would be different
If Pedro Almovodar directed the super ball the players would wear assless tights.
If Roman Polanski directed the Super Bowl, all of the tight ends would be 13 yr old girls.
If Robert Altman directed the Super Bowl every player would be mic’d.
If a gay porn director directed the Superbowl, it might be slightly less homoerotic.
If any current Hollywood director directed the Superbowl, the best play of the game would be shown in every commercial.
If Orson Welles directed the Super Bowl it would be a gigantic meatball sandwich.
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