Courtesy of Yahoo, this is the third theatrical trailer for Dreamworks’ How to Train Your Dragon, from the guys who did Lilo & Stitch. To be honest, I don’t have kids so I don’t really care about this stuff, and Jay Baruchel’s nasally mumble is like boogers in my ear (just talk regular, asshole — he always sounds like he’s afraid someone’s about to hit him). But for what it’s worth, /Film writes:
Harry Knowles saw a very early cut of the film, in 3D, and said that the film is “every bit as emotional, thrilling and fun as KUNG FU PANDA.”
Haha, it’s funny because he’s a grown man.
ALSO: Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put the music from True Romance in there? I’m trying to watch a kids movie here and all I want to do is beat the hell out of Patricia Arquette.
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I don’t have fetal alcohol syndrome combined with a crack habit so I didn’t find Kung Foo Panda emotional or thrilling.
I have all kinds of kids though. I think. Somewhere around here. Maybe they all went to that Dragon thing.
Hey, isn’t that the music from How to Train Your Double Dragon?
“All I want to do is beat the hell out of Katherine Heigl” is my default emotion
well the animation looks good, but the voices dont match with the look of the characters or the animated attitudes
Yeah, that’ll be “Gassenhauer” by Carl Orff. It was used in Terence Malick’s “Badlands”.
I was totally mislead by the title of this film, I thought it was going to be a tutorial video starring Ron Jeremy
It’s like when they used a song from Requiem for a Dream in a Lord of the Rings trailer. I just kept expecting a Frodo/Sam ass-to-ass scene.
When do you NOT want to beat the hell out of Patricia Arquette? Have you tried watching Medium?
Well, dragon farts DO smell like peaches
Keep in mind that they actually used Lords of Acid’s “Crablouse” for the Disney Dinosaur movie TV spot back in 2000. Shit was fucked up.
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“Harry Knowles saw a very early cut of the film, in 3D, and said that the film is ‘every bit as emotional, thrilling and fun as KUNG FU PANDA.’”
…oh…I thought that was supposed to be a burn.