
You’d think the rights to Terminator could be bought for cheap considering the last film made $380M and the rights holder, Halcyon, still went bankrupt. But you’d be wrong. Because you used logic, classic mistake. Anyway, as of yesterday, Sony and Lionsgate had teamed up to acquire the rights, with a plan for “a complete re-boot, back to basics, with real emotional stories, and effects that will be secondary.” Instead…
Sony and Lionsgate dropped out at just under $29.5 million when it became clear that Santa Barbara-based hedge fund Pacificor “was willing to pay almost any amount of money for Terminator.” [DHD]
Part of the reason Halcyon went bankrupt was because they owed this hedge fund Pacificor a bunch of money, and as part of the deal, Pacificor is erasing that debt as well as paying off Halcyon’s other creditors. No one knows what Pacificor plans to do with the franchise, but if I know anything about finance, it’s that hedges are really expensive to maintain. Why, obtaining one must be nearly as difficult as finding… a shrubbery! Ni! Ni! God I’m a dork.



“I SAID SELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!”
Have you ever gotten an estimate for a two-level effect with a path? A PATH! A PATH!
?
It ain’t cheap.
I don’t know shit about hedge funds, but I know that a dick in the bush is better than a pecker in your hand. Or something like that.
Pauly and I know how to maintain your hedges
I can’t stop saying it, unless you tell me what it is!
Wasn’t Pacificor a bad guy on Captain Planet?
*soothing music plays while a man and woman sit in a breezy meadow*
Are you interested in making movies, but have little or no creativity?
Pacificor may be for you.
If you experience direction that lasts four hours or longer, consult a doctor immediately.
Vin Diesel thinks he starred in a movie named after this hedge fund.
Are we sure Uwe Boll doesn’t somehow fit into the picture?
Hmmm maybe Hedge Fund Administrators are the new Movie Execs… They seem to be very similar. Both dress and behave like assholes; too much money; too much coke; no idea what a good movie is.
My hedge fund is to save up to buy Chino a new trimmer for Valentine’s Day.
I’m sick of picking hair out of my teeth.
OOOOOH, GOOD FOR THEEEEEEEM.
(No, I will never stop making Bale Out jokes.)
I really don’t think I’d want to invest in a hedge fund that had the rights to Terminator as one of it’s assets… I’m putting all my retirement cash into the fund that has the rights to the Scary Movie franchise.
“WHY DOES THAT GUY HAVE A STARTAC PHONE???”
And isn’t this the film equivalent of buying a lemon? Somebody forgot to check under the hood.
The sub-prime movie market is going to be HUGE in 2010.
I think I have food poisoning. I had some sub-prime rib last night.
The real Pacificor is when Lindsay Lohan goes into the ocean. Fuh-huh-huh-huh.
In the year 2029 John Deere sends Kyle Rodriguez and 18 other of his family members back to the past to stop a piece of out of control landscaping equipment from killing his mother.