IRON MAN 2 WANTS TO FRENCH YOU
02.26.10French MSN recently posted a featurette from Iron Man 2, mainly focusing on the racecar sequence they filmed in Monaco. They even include a new snippet from the film, in which Tony Stark speaks French to the guards, who take him to see Mickey Rourke’s character, Ivan Vanko. You know, the one he did all that research banging Russian chicks for. Anyway, my French isn’t perfect, but I believe he said, “How many of zem weess za cheese? Za snail must drink za garlic. Girdle buttons.”
I think Mickey Rourke is trying to challenge John Malkovich’s Rounders benchmark for ridiculous Russian accent having.
*AC/DC’s “Shoot to Thrill” fades in*
*lights cat on fire*
*helicopters dick*
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In France Iron Man is Fey Fe.
I’ll French Iron Man, but War Machine tastes like Newports.
Dammit, now I can’t see a story about Iron Man without thinking about that savagely crappy “Dr. Savage: Man of Bronze” comic
Only thing better than a rich white woman saying, “off the hook”? If she instead said, “off the chizain yo!”
Word.
My french isn’t good either. This Edward Cullen sex pillow doesn’t have a tongue.
I saw the trailer before Shutter Island few days back. Made me sad because it looked like shite. And I really liked the first one.
If you tug it in your pedo van it’s an I Van Wanko.
Hi, I’m “Weird” Ivan Vanko, bitch.
*pulls out
lap guitaraccordion, starts singing about bologna*War Machine definitely doesn’t have a permit for that shoulder mounted cannon
Stark only learned French so he could talk his way into the nappy dugouts of vapid southern beauty queens. They eat that fluff up like it’s grits and fried green tomatoes.
*starts heading to corner*
In Soviet Russia, lash whips you!
*puts on dunce cap*
Hello, old friend.
Finallyy!!!! I get a kiss!!!!! My Edward pillow will be so jealous!!
Everything Rourke knows about the Russian language, he learned from Boris Badenov.
Wait, um, Donk totally paid me to say that. He always erupts quickly when excited.
Actually, Eibz. I paid you NOT to say the second part. I want my O.J. Simpson rookie card back.