Friday Free for All is that time of the week when I post the funny, stupid, amazing, or animal-related videos people send me, regardless of their movie-relatedness. Sometimes I post them without this disclaimer and people say “How is this movie related?!” I hate that.
This video comes from 2009 Lollapalooza and is sort of like the white person equivalent of breakdancing. It’s mesmerizing. The longer it goes on, the funnier it gets, and the more I wish I could hire both of these guys for my birthday party. At first I thought those square patches on his shirt were just part of the design, but nope, they’re actually square holes in the shirt. Somehow this racked up over a million views without me ever seeing it. Dear Tosh.0: Web redemption. These guys. Please make it happen.
After the jump: Why people don’t walk cats.
[via OhHaveYouSeenThis]
UPDATE: Courtesy of Watanabex and Fernando, here’s the Mexican version of the first video: (UPDATE 2 – Video fixed now):
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That video would make a great PSA about the dangers of meth.
Sarah Palin is outraged that these people are making fun of her son
This is what we call Thursday at the Cletus household.
did i brake uproxx??
Gloria Estefan tried to warn him, but he just didn’t listen.
tsk tsk…
Sorry, sometimes shit doesn’t copy right in Safari. I thought it’d be better than Firefox, but I think I’ll be switching back.
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
Thompson later clarified “Except maybe these guys. It’s a close one.”
White men can’t C-Walk.
the sidekick is definitely jumping on the grenade later in the evening, when dance moves guy moves into pickup mode.
so who wants to be my drunken dancing sidekick?
(raises hand, looks around, lowers hand)
Why do you always make fun of my boyfriends like this?
Also: what’s that woman doing with my cat?
Wow, imagine their slammin’ dance moves if that was actually real music, instead of someone’s ringtone from 2002.
Guy1: “Hey Jethro, you ready to blow these motherfucker’s minds?”
Guy2: “Yeah buddy. Just let me figure out why Santa Clause is raping my grandfather on top of a bread truck.”
Are we sure these guys aren’t the remaining members of the Torrance Community Dance Group from the “Praise You” video?
“Why yes, my video camera does have a strobe light flash, how did you know?”
Guy 1: You have the WHAT?!?
Guy 2: No! I LIKE to CLAP!
I would like to see a cat drag race
I see these videos and I raise them:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhd0047S2940bfV8MG
Clip from “The Wrong Side of Town” starring WWE Superstar Batista and Ja Rule.
Have you ever tried meth? Then leave him alone.
Pictured: The moments leading up to an announcement about the “brown acid”.