Friday Free for All is that time of the week I reserve for the funny, amazing, or stupid videos people send me that aren’t necessarily movie related. Sometimes I post them without this disclaimer and people say “Dood, how is this movie related?!” I hate that.
Today’s Friday Free for All… well, seriously, just look at the picture. If you don’t see that and immediately want to watch the sh*t outta this video, I’m not sure we can be friends. It looks like it’s from a local cable-access show, and it tells the story of what happens when people stop being polite, and start singing songs about tripping balls in a time machine on a lap guitar dither autoharp. It’s one of the most mesmerizing things I’ve ever seen that didn’t involve jiggling tits.
This guy claims to have had some wild nights. You know what? I’m inclined to believe him.
And just for fun, here are some jiggling tits.
UPDATE: Jesus, I thought you guys were joking when you said this guy was the singer of the MC5. I will never listen to “Kick Out the Jams” the same way again. Mind = blown.
-Thanks to James for the tip.
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And the posts just get sexier and sexier.
God I wish I could listen to this right now.
Siskel & Ebert: Unglued.
Violent J had to start somewhere.
It’s called a zither, silly.
/band nerd
The hair, the glasses, the earring, the fingerless leather gloves … *head explodes*
Look at that fucking hipster.
Good thing he’s wearing that earring in his left ear or he woulda looked totally gay.
God damnit, is a dither not essentially a type of lap guitar? I got a lap guitar you could play with.
*points to lap guitar*
Crap.
if there are a few things i remember from elementary school, don’t raise your hand when Father Rob wants helpers to work behind the gym …. and i knows an autoharp when i sees ones
I wore maternity clothing in my Grande Days.
not so funny when i read that’s the guy from The MC5
I will have no more Grande Days as I no longer play with ‘lap guitars’.
The last time I had a Grande Day I couldn’t look at the fat bitch the next morning. HOOAH!
Every day is a Grande Day -MLIT
I got morning head, Grande, f-that, I’m having a Venti day.
Weird fat people and tits…My Life is Film Drunk
You got morning head?! Way to start the day, braggart.
How is this movie related?
Those tits are hypnotic. The gif is impressive, too.
Sympathy for the broken finger I guess. Gonna milk that for all I can. hehe
Wow, it’s like you can literally see the last remnants of dignity and intellect being bounced down into her (girl from GIF) tits.
What, there’s a video?
How is this movie related?
Holy forshak! The Mighty One raids with these guys on Lord of the Rings Online…like…for real!
Oh hey, and a big FD Huzzah! to the Canuck ladies victory, but mostly for their awesome 70 beer fueled ice party. Way to rock the home ice ladies.
Friday Free-For-All, Crappy.
Off topic, BAH! FFA!
It’s like Meatloaf had two lovechildren, one with Elvis (left) and one with Harry Caray (right)
Laugh if you want, but Rob Tyner was the singer for one of the most kick-ass bands ever (in my opinion) The MC5.
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And indeed, those times were wild. How many other bands of the late 60s/early 70s were under regular CIA surveillance for being seen as enemies of the state?
Instead of studying for a med school exam I spent hours trying to earn the approval of a group of anonymous strangers by trying to post funny comments. MLIFD
Dood, how is this movie related?!
Also, I blame Vince if I die of starvation.
*Cranks the volume on “Grande Days”, stares at tits*
Bah! I just noticed that crapbasket beat me to it. Dammit…
Btw, my lap guitar has less hair but more awesome.
Damn!! Fek beat me to it too. Fail. *sad face*
Just call me Nick Simmons because I’m ripping people’s shit off left and right today.
Wow Drew Carey should really stick to the accordion.
I am inclined to believe that is actually an autoharp, not a zither.
is that wayne newton?
Hello, Newman.
Why the F does he pronounce it “grandy”??
*frowns, tightens fist, and growls under breath* Newman!
I never knew Gene Shalit had shaved his mustache, let alone played the autoharp.
@Agua The MC5 (who “Newman” used to sing for) was the house band at the Grande Ballroom and that’s how it was pronounced. That’s where they recorded their first album Kick Out The Jams.
Grieco?
first of all, the bouncin’ titty bitch is awesome…now pay attention cause’ this is my crowning been reading this blog too long post without posting achievement…Pump Up the Volume, Bitches!!!!!
Fred Smith must be
rolling over in his gravepretty decomposed by now.:(
That is indeed the late-great(?) Rob Tyner of the MC5 kicking the auto out of that harp. The dude on the left is Dave Dixon, who was actually one of the coolest DJs in Detroit 70s radio
@godotzilla he is indeed late and great, he kicked in 1991 a few years before Fred Smith. @vince I never joke about useless (to everyone but me) trivia.