When I read that Intellectual Ventures lab had built a laser, used it to kill a mosquito, and filmed it at 6,000 frames per second, I was sort of expecting to see the mosquito explode or get vaporized in slow motion. Instead, the laser turns just half of one mosquito wing into a tiny plume of smoke and the mosquito slowly plummets out of the frame like a Japanese Zero. Which in a way is even more badass.
At this year’s Technology, Entertainment and Design conference, Nathan Myhrvold demonstrated a “Death Star” laser gun designed to track and kill mosquitoes in flight. The device was crafted from parts purchased on eBay by scientists at Myhrvold’s Intellectual Ventures Laboratory. [Wired]
If played in real time, these segments would be roughly 1/10th of a second long. [Intellectual Ventures]
So they built a laser to kill mosquitos out of parts they bought on eBay. Big deal, I just ordered a pizza off the computer. Meanwhile, the Wired article explains that the idea is to use it to eradicate malaria.
As Myhrvold explained, a child dies every 43 seconds from malaria. Current methods for eradicating the disease aren’t working very well. There’s no viable vaccine yet, and although mosquito nets work, people don’t always use them. When given free nets by public health organizations, many people in the developing world use the nets for fishing instead.
Hmm, so you’ve been giving these people mosquito nets, but they didn’t use them for their intended purpose… and your solution is to give them lasers? Yes, I can’t imagine how this could possibly go wrong.




No chance of mounting these lasers on a shark’s forehead I suppose?
Poor innocent creatures. Who are these people to play God?
So they built a laser to kill mosquitos out of parts they bought on eBay.
The real story here is that these guys built robot mosquitoes off of parts that some dude had lying around his house.
But if we eliminate all mosquitos, what am I going to call small titties?
As Myhrvold explained, a child dies every 43 seconds from malaria.
He went on to explain that they were also considering tackling this from the other angle, but it’s a lot harder to find a laser that kills children on eBay.
This is pointless. Everyone knows that mosquitos will one day rule the world anyway. Then they’ll construct bigger lasers to take us out! It’s all here in this pamphlet…
have we possibly found the solution to the Mexican Border problem?
Hmm, so you’ve been giving these people mosquito nets, but they didn’t use them for their intended purpose… and your solution is to give them lasers? Yes, I can’t imagine how this could possibly go wrong.
Great, now the locals are throwing chaff up in the air around the lasers and throwing raves.
They are making one that destroys public lice for Tijuana.
Today it was mosquitos, the next day it was flies, and before you knew it, they were killing of seagulls. So what did I do? Well, I ran, I ran so far awaaaay.
All that matters is that we’re actually killing things with lasers now. 2010 is gonna be awesooooome.
of = off.
Stop rubbing of on me, Crappy!
Sooo American.
Scientist #1: Mosquitos are a problem.
S#2: Death Star lazer batteries! PEW PEW!
S#1: Hmmm, overthought, difficult to implement, create, disTRIBUE, mainTAIN, UNNECISSARILY EXPENSIVE! FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!
S#2: PEW PEW!!
Better you than this here abused sock!
[throws sock, sticks too wall]
Dammit, Crappy, there’s nothing wrong with using explosions to solve our problems.
Especially when the other option is to dress like a na’avi and get tear-gassed by the Israelies, right Patty?
The patent application for this laser is completely stalled because they can’t decide which song from Dark Side of the Moon to use while it fires.
It looks like they just made some pissed off walking mosquitos.
I’ll take blowing shit up over acting like a blue pussy any day.
That’s why you’re a filmdrunkard and not a pajiba commenter.
Hope it can distinguish betwixt insects, the bees are having enough troubles. Not the bees, you hear? NOT THE BEEEEESS!!!
Ok. I admit I find it infinitely exciting to see mosquitoes (damn you all to hell!) die by laser. My only question is, when can I get a “Star Wars” anti-mosquito device installed in my home? I don’t give a shit how much it costs.
And why District 9 is way cooler than Avatar.
The natural thought is that they’ll eventually scale this technology up, I’m more interested in when they’ll scale it down and use if for birth control.
They can call it the skeet shooting laser.
Ya, this is great, really cuts into the mosquito population, but think of all the blind kids with fried retinas.
GGGggggrrrr… third world Lasix!
I once shot a mosquito in my pajamas; he probably got in my pajamas through the slot in the front of the pants that allows you to piss without having to pull them down. Now that’s science i can believe in.
How exactly is this movie relateted? Are they making a 3D Movie about mosquitos killed by lasers?
Please say yes.
I read the title and first thought it was about the Germans developing a superwaffen lazer to shot down De Haviland Moquito fighter bombers piloted by Jews.
Because I’m a huge dork.
Those public health organizations should just start giving each person a machete and a gram of meth, then start rumors off witches being in the area. Let ‘em off each other before they catch malaria.
Now that there is a “Death Star Laser” to kill mosquitos then the next logical progression is to make a working lightsaber/fly swatter. Think about it! The humming of the lightsaber would attract all sorts of insects and then BAM! You could cut them in half! This is my idea, patent pending!
Hmmm … someone named “Myhrvold” uses his company, “intellectual Ventures”, to create deadly lasers.
Bond supervillain, anyone?