UPDATE: I moved the video after the jump because it kept autoplaying.
Much as I like Johnny Depp’s tranny Madonna makeup, I still can’t tell if Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland is going to be good or a flaming pile. It just seems like most of the fun of Alice in Wonderland is based on wordplay. In any case, it opens March 5th and they just released this clip. Alice, played by Mia Wasikowska, takes a bite of cake and instantly grows big and scary, which should teach the young ladies out there a valuable lesson. Cakes are for baking, not for eating. Also, as long as we’re having animals talk and wear people clothes, it seems like they could find a part for Lobster Dog.
Lobster dog via YourMomFanClub
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CORGI!!!
If I wanted to see an enormous, naked, underaged girl under the influence of drugs, I’d watch my home videos.
I wanna’ hug Lobster Dog. I’m allergic to shellfish, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take.
In China they call Lobster Dog “Surf ‘n’ Turf”.
This movie looks tweedle-dumb.
I saw a sneak preview of this and there was a guy there who kept getting up to answer his cell phone. It would ring, and he’d just stand up, go into the aisle and chat away while pacing up and down…up and down…up and down the aisle. He was a real jabber-walky.
Enormous girl tits or GTFO.
I am waiting for clips featuring Flo and Vera.