Today’s Forgotten Classic isn’t forgotten if you’re familiar with Werner Herzog’s earliest work, in which case, buy yourself another espresso and treat everyone with increased condescension. For the rest of us, this one’s called Auch Zwerge haben klein angefangen, or Even Dwarfs Started Small, a Herzog film from 1970. The Wikipedia synopsis has more than convinced me that it’s worth a viewing:
A group of dwarfs confined in an institution on a remote island rebel against the guards and director (all dwarfs as well) in a display of mayhem. The dwarfs gleefully break windows and dishes, abandon a running truck to drive itself in circles, engineer food fights and cock fights, set fire to pots of flowers, kill a large pig, torment some blind dwarfs, and crucify a monkey.
During the filming, Herzog gave some strange direction to elicit particular performances from the actors. In directing one dwarf who continually struggles not to laugh, Herzog repeatedly told the actor that he must not laugh, but then made funny faces at him as soon as he started filming.[Submitter Andrew also adds] Despite all the characters being midgets, all objects in the movie are for regular-sized people. For instance, the rebelling midgets force two of their own into a room so that they can have sex. Unfortunately, it never happens because the one midget is unable to climb up on to the bed. Herzog spends a solid three minutes showing the one midget trying to get up onto the bed.
This may seem like more ammo for the running Werner Herzog-is-crazy joke, but the reality is, you let more than five midgets hang out together and a monkey gets crucified. It’s just science.


This is exactly what would happen if North Koreans overthrew Kim Jong Il
Because North Koreans are on average six inches shorter than South Koreans, you see
Good to see that such a big shot never forgot about the little people.
It wasn’t until 1974 that Herzog understood how to properly qualify for a “Best Documentary, Short Subject” Oscar.
A crucified monkey?
A planet where ape gods evolve from man gods?
Oh waiter? I’ll have what the crazy midgets are having, please.
This sounds like it’s short on productiom value.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if camels called their toes “pussy murfs”?
Right after this the Iron Sheik posed for the camera, twirled his moustache, and loaded up his pointy boot.
Werner Herzog was actually a dwarf until 1964 when he learned to overcome his self-doubt.
After filming wrapped, Herzog said he wanted to take a little breather from filmmaking, so he kidnapped one of the dwarfs.
The dwarfs never acted again, but Mark Camel went on to be in Star Wars.
Crucifying The Monkey typically happens immediately following the discovery of a new source for porn.
Herzog spends a solid three minutes showing the one midget trying to get up onto the bed.
And then the midget tries to put on a condom but ends up accidentally suffocating himself
Where’s Madmartigan? This shit should give him nightmares.
Nightmares? I figured this would give Madmartigan a midnight food craving
Given this was the early 1970s, I assume that “snow white” was on the set too.
awww that poor little guy laughs so hard he starts coughing up a storm @1:58, i just want to give him some lemon-honey cough drops and a top hat
The only time there was harmony was when a sea-plane was approaching.
The midget that was trying to get on the bed got pretty pissed. He really has a short Tempurpedic, you see.
There was one particular actor in this movie who had had some very near misses- he was set on fire, and Herzog blanketed him with his body to put the flame out, and the same actor was almost run over in the car scene. Herzog told this actor that if he made it through the movie alive, he would throw himself into a cactus.
And when the little guy made it through, Herzog indeed threw himself into a cactus. (true story)
This isn’t my Favorite Herzog piece. I like his short films better.