Our friend 
“There’s an evolution, and people are starting to not accept inferior forms, which is good. But it’s typical of Hollywood to get it wrong. We do a film that’s natively authored in 3D — it’s shot in 3D. So they assume from the success of that, that they can just turn movies into 3D. In 8 weeks. You know, just throw a switch on 3D and that’s gonna work somehow. If you wanna make a movie in 3D, MAKE the movie in 3D. It should be a filmmaker-driven process and not a studio-driven process.”
Of course, that’s nothing that me and everyone outside of the studio-exec-coke-party circuit hasn’t already been saying for months. But Cameron has billions of dollars so he gets to do whatever he wants, like tell the truth, or have a lady’s hairstyle, and no one can say sh-t. Sadly, he then had to go and ruin it by saying that he wants Kathryn Bigelow to win the Best Director Oscar — because he has too many already.
James Cameron: I respect the whole institution of the Academy Awards because it’s the pinnacle of achievement in my chosen profession. But I don’t really need another one. But to be honored – you know, to have the team honored and for their accomplishment, that would mean so much to them. And I think that would be the fantasy outcome in all of this.
Charlie Rose: So you’re saying to the voters, please take a look at my team and go for us as Best Picture. But –
James Cameron: Yeah, and I –
Charlie Rose: — go for Kathryn Bigelow for Best Director.
James Cameron: I mean, all I can say is that that would make me very happy if that – you know, I don’t want to try to get –
Charlie Rose: Happier than if it was Best Director for James Cameron?
James Cameron: Honestly, yes. [video over at DeadlineHollywood]
Yes, truly, I don’t need another Oscar. It’d just get lost among all the other ones and my collection of gold bars that I use to throw at my harem of expensive Ukranian prostitutes. And that way if my ex-wife wins, I can say “Well, I did sort of give it to you…” and make dismissive wank motions at her during her acceptance speech. That’s right, fags, king of the world and don’t you forget it.



In related news Robert Pattinson said that he doesn’t need any more vaginas offered to him since he already has one of his own.
Yeah, whatever. I’m going to sell a spec script to Fox that is just a picture of my penis… BUT IN 3D!!!!!!!11!!
Santa Kahless would put the Christ back in Christmas for Horowitz there!
Sorry, The Mighty Feklahr is smitten with Santa Kahless. He should get over it in a day or twenty.
Robert Zemeckis says that he just wishes that some people would jump all over HIS craze of dead-eyed CGI mo-cap monsters.
On an unrelated note, those red and trailers with the age gate in them… What are they for? They work even if you put your birth date in as 1812! So essentially they exist just to piss me off!
There’s an evolution, and people are starting to not accept inferior forms
Stolen directly from one of Hitler’s speeches in Berlin.
Shit… red ‘band’
Charlie Rose: Happier than if it was Best Director for James Cameron?
“Honestly yes. She really could use a new dildo, and I gotta tell ya, my collection have been great buttplugs for years now and thats really all they’re worth to me.”
Cameron: you see, if she gets an Oscar, I can hire a guy to kidnap it for ransom and then stage an elaborate scheme where I get it back from him and save the day. She’ll have to take me back then!
Charlie Rose: “So James, if you get your wish and she wins, will you get her anything to congratulate her?”
Cameron: “Yes, a very small trophy case and a vibrator.”
Charlie Rose: “Why get her both?”
Cameron: “Because if she doesn’t like the trophy case she can go fuck herself.”
Early reports from Austin indicate the pilot screamed, “FOR PANDORA!!!” before crashing into the FBI building.
Congrats on successfully recouping the $400M you spent on rasta-cat Pocahontas, you blowhard hack.
The other reason Bigelow should get the Oscar? Better film. By a fucking mile.