Here’s the guy who got his ass beat by Epic Beard Man explaining his side of the story. Is anyone surprised he’s the saner one? Point is, anyone who’s ever been on public transportation knows that if you hear a schizophrenic veteran ranting and raving, you let him rant and rave. It’s not like you’re magically going to make him sane. You still brought this one on yourself, bud. |via AnimalNewYork|
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After the jump, The Kool-Aid Man takes a visit to Jonestown.
Thanks to Jordan for sending this.
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Na’avi cats only chase string when they’re horny.
This guy’s fiance lives in Atlanta, you say?
*slides newspaper across table, points to article naming Atlanta “Gayest City in America”*
Not buying Atlanta as “Gayest City in America” for one second. Come to the 504 for Southern Decadence one year.
Avatar kitty is pretty epic.
I really haven’t liked the characterizations I have seen of “Vietnam Tom”, as he has been written off as just another whack-job Vietnam Vet. He is more than that, a lot more.
First and foremost he is a man. He loves, hates, smiles, and cries just like every other person alive. However, he had the misfortune of being alive at a time where the military decided they needed to mass-produce bad-asses to go kill gooks in a jungle. And that is just what they did, they programmed these guys to fucking destroy.
However, what they didn’t do was devise a way to fucking turn it off. If that wasn’t bad enough, the same people that voted for the fucks that made the mess in SE Asia turn around and spit on these bad-asses they helped create. Instead of a hero’s welcome, they got treated like shit, and they are still programmed to kill.
Nobody would be painting the guy with cornrows a victim if he covered his dick in corn syrup and tried to fuck a beehive. If you get in the grill of a fucking vet, don’t cry foul if you are left breathing. That fucker is lucky Tom didn’t tear off his head and use his neck-stump for a condom.
Oh, and don’t blame Tom, either. He is a tragic byproduct of McCarthy era fucking retard nationalism. It’s not his fault the sanctimonious fucks from the 50s and 60s couldn’t look down the road far enough to see what would happen when they try to replace a man’s honour and dignity with savage violence.
I was going to post something like “Jeeze Fek, did you mean to post this on Missed Connections?” but you pretty much nailed it.
The important thing to remember here is that all morning DJs should be punched in the face.
There are a few things I won’t never joke about, and standing up for vets is one of them.
Epic Beard man for PResident dude!
Jess
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