The folks at FourFour deserve some kind of prize (*points to crotch??*) for digging up Stripper, a 1986 documentary that follows strippers as they head to Vegas on a quest for the Golden G-String Award. Yep, that exists. It’s basically the funniest historical document since Wildwood, NJ. The whole thing is amazing, and after watching it, I only have only one question: …Mom?
Choice quotes: “I can remember I think around 16. I started to realize I was into different things, sexually, than the usual, normal thing that everybody said was normal. I began to get into wild clothing… and wild… catalogs.” [Wasn't Wild Catalogs a Tim Allen movie?]
“Even though I know this is armageddon and there probably won’t be world peace, I’m here for world peace, and I support the Polish people.”
I’m stealing that sign and putting it my yard. Also, be sure to check out FourFour‘s collection of .gif animations from the film, which are life changing.
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I’m here for world peace, and I support the Polish people
They’re the ones that keep the stripper pole nice and shiny, right?
GOd help me I remember this. It was played on a loop on one of the cable channels back in the 80s (Skinemax maybe?). Let’s just say it’s more fun as retro comedy.
*Charlie Bucket walks into stripper convention, finds a stripper and hurriedly unwraps her looking for the golden g-string, is disappointed when he loses*
“I bet the golden g-string makes the stripper’s ass smell terrible”
Wild Catalogs can’t be broken.
But they can have all their pages stuck together.
Yes, i am interested in what you have to say but when are you going to show me your gash?*
*Note: not just applicable to loquacious strippers.
Also, “wild clothing”? Is that, like pelts?
Oh yeah, show me your tail, baby!
When I go to strip clubs I want them to pass their energy on directly.
Strippers in the 80′s weren’t very professional. They should have called the documentary Bush League.
Back in the 80s, they didn’t call it “making it rain” when you threw money at strippers, they called it “trickle-down economics”.
There are few things in the world I want to watch a stripper do less than talking.
The golden g-string is what Nicholas Cage will be looking for in Werner Herzog’s “National Treasure” reboot.
DH… “trickle-down” and “stripper” should never be in the same sentence together EVER! … as for your list I think “))((” is at the very opposite side of the spectrum from “talking”
Ass to ass or GTFO!
and it f*ed it up… damn you HTML!!!!
I mean the ‘pooping back and forth’ sign…Poop-back-and-forth
though Ass to ass works nicely
I had no idea there was a pooping back and forth sign. I hope my friends from Pandora never find out about this. :(
re: the first 5 seconds of this clip…doesn’t she know how dirty sponges are?
oh right. forgot.
D.H. yup, it is…
)) “less than” “greater than” ((
It’s about goddamn time somebody made a pooping back and forth symbol!
This makes texting 11 year-old boys a lot easier!
Yogi Berra was confused/pleasantly surprised when he arrived at the pinstriper’s convention