Birdemic:Shock and Terror is currently touring theaters across the country with screenings hosted by Tim and Eric in support of the release, and Bobby Hacker just sent over the latest trailer. I thought about waiting until Monday to post it like I normally would, but then I thought, would the dude who invented the polio vaccine have let all those cripple kids just keep limping around until it was convenient for him? Of course not. Dude would’ve rolled in on a throne carried by naked sluts and started healing kids with his pimp cane like Jesus. And that’s what this Birdemic trailer is like. After you watch it, you’ll never be the same. It’ll be as if you lived your entire life prior to this moment with polio, and now you can walk. Nay, fly. On the wings of a killer bird.
This trailer just melted my face off and skull effed the puddle.







Fuck me! Thanks for that, now I know that when being attacked by killer eagles I should arm myself with a wire coat-hanger. I did not know that!
I’ve watched that trailer like 6 or 7 times, and I keep jacking, quite furiously in fact, but I just can’t seem to cum. Huh… whatever.
Tommy Wiseau is going to be sooo fucking pissed!
The feeling I have knowing this movie exists is on the same level as an athiest being visited by God Himself, or Epic Beard Man.
Bryce, in addition to the coat hanger, be sure to have your Blackberry safe inside your pocket.
I’m tempted to assume the birds are a metaphor for an unwanted pregnancy, but I’d like to know if there’s a scene with a guy throwing a bunch of heron down a flight of stairs to be sure.
Great oogley moogley – my game has been changed.
This might be the only time it’s ever been unclear whether you meant herons or heroine.
Thank you, my eyes now have tumors.
i have tickets to see this in march and meet the cast and crew in Austin. Im going to see if i can blow the director and maybe absorb some of his greatness.
Those birds decided to make the flight themselves after they heard about Delta Airlines outrageous carrion fees.
durst
James Nguyen? More like James WIN!
(Ha ha, that joke makes no sense read aloud.)
Beasts of Birdin’. Epic Bird Man. Ernie and Bird. *Anything* is better than Birdemic.
P.S. Hitchcock’s The Birds sucks too. Aristophenes’s is pretty good.
P.P.S. When the birds attack, I too will get my fuck on.
How come nobody got behind my spanish film about killer bread called Pandemic?
Chino, can you burn me a copy of the soundtrack? Cheers.
That was totally worth dropping the baby I was holding.
So will that actress be giving up her dream and settling for a career in porn, or is she in the process of working her way up from it?
“You don’t simply see Birdemic, you experience it in the same way you would a colonoscopy. It literally feels as if a camera has been inserted inside you to help you better understand you.”
Wait, so true love is watching a girl(who you just met?)’s ass as she walks away from your date?
We’ve all found that love many times.
“What? I just go in, they give me a shot, and the scabs go away.”
Let the birdies hit the floor
Let the birdies hit the floor
Oh my God, what?
I’m way too hungover for this right now. And there’s a pigeon outside my window. Not cool, pigeon.
Okay, this shit just got real.
*grabs shotgun and ax, patiently waits for Canada Geese to come back for summer*
Normally being swarmed by Great Tits and Boobies is a good thing, am I right?
*waits for ornithologist high five*
Parus major are known to migrate south with age
Kinda movie related…
Boner is missing (you know from “Growing Pains”)
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(Totally SFW)
That girl looks like she gets pigeon holed for a living.
I saw the trailer for this at the Cinefamily the other day, I can NOT WAIT until I see it!!!! It’s going to be like the first time I had sex, but it’ll be with CGI egales!
This is what happens when you allow a bunch of bird rapists to comment online.
To be fair those birds were asking for it. Stupid raven’s law.
I take back everything I ever said about Megan Fox. Compared to these bozos, she’s freakin Elizabeth Taylor.
CAW CAW BANG FUCK I’M DEAD!
a film by GO KILL YOURSELF
Look Gandalf! It’s the eagles!!! The eag—AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK HELP ME THEY ARE HUNGRY FOR HOBBIT!!! *gurgle splat*
Did somebody actually say James Nguyen is the next John Carpenter? Wow…I have lost all faith in film critics.
Finally we have found someone who would lose a 1 one 1 game against Philip Seymour Hoffman.