02.08.10 DOLPH LUNDGREN KARATE CHOPS BOREDOM
(New pickup line: “Do you know how hard Dolph Lundgren can hit?” “How hard?” “Hard enough to break the ice.”)
Dolph Lundgren, who’s experiencing something of a career resurgence of late with parts in The Expendables, Universal Soldier: Regeneration, and Command Performance, was on hand to perform at the Melodifestivalen in Örnsköldsvik, Sweden last week. As you can see in the video below, he not only smashed boards and played a drum solo, but sang the Junkie XL Elvis cover “Little Less Conversation” in the voice of Bigfoot from the Howard Stern Show*.
The flamboyant singing and dancing fest was a clear winner in last week’s television audience ratings, beating Antikrundan — the Swedish version of the Antiques Roadshow — into second place on 2.1 million. [via TheLocal.se]
Time out, the highest-rated show on Swedish television was Antiques F*cking Roadshow? Jesus, Sweden. You may have hot blondes, universal healthcare, unmatched literacy, life expectancy, and quality of life, but… at what cost?
Tragically, during the encore, a møøse bit his sister.
*Ha, aren’t I hilarious, four people who got that reference?
[hat tip: CHUD]
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DOLPH LUNDGREN KARATE CHOPS BOREDOM
No, no Vinny. He beat Antikruden into second place. First place is still Super Hot Blondes Reading to 95 Year Olds on State Supported Free Life Support.
This week they read Stormhatten: Tre Strindbergsstudier by Sven Delblanc. It’s a real page turner I’ve heard.
I imagine that everyone in Sweden sounds like the blonde one from Metalocalypse.
I bet it’s delightful.
I imagine they all look like Alex Skarsaard, run around naked, and have hot tubs full of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate on every corner. (sigh)
The english translation of Örnsköldsvik is “freezing your balls off”.
Drago: “I must break you”
(smashes ice blocks)
Drago: “He is not human, he is a piece of ice”
correction, it was junkie xl, not fatboy slim.
Whatever he sings, he destroys.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always been Prokrnuden. Guess I’m just an optimist.
Your move, van Winkle.
Gary Busey watched this video, said to himself (in Sweedish): “Oh, yeah? You think YOU’RE tough?”, and went on to ransack the neighbor’s kid’s tree house.
Drago: If it melts….it melts.
Dolph Lundgren, the new face of Slush Puppy.
When reached for comment from afterlife, Apollo Creed stated: “I got murdered by THAT guy?”
Lundgren went on to expose the shady merchants that were cheating their customers by using flimsy weights.
Duke: What’s happening out there?
Paulie: He’s singing.
Lundgren: “Wow, did you see how I just smashed that ice? That takes a lot of force. But do you know what even I can’t smash? Volvos, the highest safety rated car since the American Civil War. Get yours today!”
After listening to this…I’m confused as to why Rhinestone didn’t send Stallone on a massive singing career.
What a deutschbag.
Wow. Uncomfortable.
mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty
That was a really obscure reference, it is.
Watching those blocks of ice fall has led me to now follow Dolph Lundgren as my god…
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