
Next Christmas, Jeff Bridges is taking a break from good movies to star in Tron Legacy. Here we have the latest publicity still, showing Bridges putting on the arc from Iron Man backwards or something. Haha, good one, spaz.
When we last heard from Tron director Joseph Kosinski, he said that Bridges would be playing two characters: the ‘real world’ Kevin Flynn and a new version of his digital character, Clu. “I’d say he’s Clu 2,” the director said. “There was a Clu in the first film who looked like Jeff but was very simple in terms of his abilities. He’s very stiff. Clu 2 is a second incarnation of Kevin’s avatar. He doesn’t only look like Jeff, but he can think like him too. So it’s a whole new level of artificial intelligence.” [/Film]
Gee, that’s fascinating. Wait… why is my hand dismissively wanking like that?? I can’t control it! It’s almost as if… it’s being driven by… an avatar.
*mouth fart*



In this one he breaks into a bank with Rip Tron.
/yes, I’m recycling that joke. I’m green like that.
Did somebody say Avatazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Bridges has the greatest beard since Katie Holmes.
/What do I have against Tom Cruise. Collateral was the shit.
As long as they bring back Tim Curry for Clue 2 I’m there nukka!
@ackt–this one is in 2D. It’s a game-samer.
“the ‘real world’ Kevin Flynn”
aka Puck. He didn’t come to this movie to make friends.
Steve Martin will be reprising his role as Clouseau2.
If I could create a replica of myself, I’d probably do me.
Kick to the twat = leg a C
Keanu’s signed up to play Klaatu2.
In a tutu.
Haha, good one, spaz.
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Oh come on. How are we supposed to use Binary humor if Uproxxx cuts us off?
I mean, really. I had a pirated copy of Windows ME in college that worked better than Uproxxx.
My first job was programming binary load lifters very similar to your vaporators in … oops, wrong movie.
Since Metallica sucks now, they’d be happy to do a song for the movie titled ‘The Call of Clu2′.
Uproxx(xxxx!!!!) is a real mohel, MiZ.
What was the punchline, MIZ?
I found that This Ain’t Uproxxx XXX ended abruptly. As did I.
It was just something, something, beyonce, halo, The Dude.
Last month my girlfriend had a light cycle.
Ggggrrrrr…shower fucking!!!
Banner Pic: The alternate ending from Arlington Road.
From what i’ve seen thus far I can only give this film a C++.
What? Oh, fuck you very much! MIZ can do a joke in binary but I’m out of line?
Yeah, but look at how mine turned out, Erswi. And I thought it was pretty BASIC.
Bruce Boxleitner is what bleach-blonde chicks use to make sure the carpet matches the drapes
HAL: Hurry! You’ve got to get to the motherboard. Grab that light cycle!
The Dude: Oh come on, man. It’s early. I haven’t even had my JAVA yet, maaaaaannn.