
Parody is perfectly legal and you don’t have to pay your target for the right (see also: Seltzer, Friedberg), but tell that to a lawyer who smells money. He’s liable to spit a bilious mixture of semi-digested food on your face like a llama. Which is to say, the MacGuyver creator says he’s considering suing over MacGruber.
Lee Zlotoff, who created MacGuyver, retained the right to make a movie based on the show. THR reported last March that New Line is developing a “MacGyver” movie, with Zlotoff co-producing. Months later, THR reported that Relativity Media was moving forward with “MacGruber.”
The “MacGruber” movie didn’t sit well with Zlotoff, whose attorney began sending cease-and-desist letters .
“We feel they’re infringing our rights,” Zlotoff lawyer Paul Mayersohn told us Tuesday. As the film’s April 23 release date approaches, Mayersohn says he’s meeting with litigators to determine a course of action, which might include filing a copyright and/or trademark lawsuit and attempting to get an injunction against the film’s release. [THR]
…And/or it might include reading up on “Fair Use” and f*cking off. I recommend MacGruber’s execs do what I do whenever I get served a cease-and-desist letter. Just put your hand on the lawyer’s shoulder, rub your chin and say “Hmm, that’s very interesting…” and then shove him into your badger-filled crawl space. Another fine closing argument indeed, Counselor Badger.



Whoa. Don’t let Raul know you’re keeping badgers.
On an unrelated note, I just started my new blog, MovieCrunk.
Guidance Counselor Badger told me I didn’t need to go to college to be a doctor.
City Councilor Badger gerrymandered to keep the Wolverines out of his district.
Counselor Badger is a terrible lawyer because he’s always, uh… what’s the word I’m thinking of? He harasses the witness, but there’s another word for it. What the fuck is it?
This is going to bother me for days now.
Wasn’t Counselor Badger the younger brother in Better Off Dead?
Vince’s Mexican roommate hates what he’s done with the crawlspace.
“Badgers? We don’ need no steenkin’ badgers!”
Badgers?! We don’ need no steenkin’ badgers!
/answers door
//opens C&D letter from Mel Brooks
///points out that Brooks stole the line from “Treasure of the Sierra Madre”
////helicopters dick
Zlotoff just doesn’t agree with me. I have a history of suicide attempts, suicidal thoughts and liver disease. Plus I’m pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant.
/////puts dick away
//////puts Jack!’s dick away
Counselor Badger supposedly uses a slow, deliberate pace to control the tempo of the trial, but it’s really just because he can’t recruit blacks. Wait, what were we talking about?
Dear Paul Mayersohn,
I hate your last name.
Kisses,
-Jacktion!
/////// realizes he and Jack independently spelled “don’” and “steeknin’” the same
//////// hides under bed
Counselor Badger just saved me a bunch of money on my taxes by eating my 1040s and pissing on my W-2s. Ha ha, accountancy!
/////// emerges from underneath Stinky’s bed
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
This is too funny – to punish my badger, I shove him into a crawlspace full of lawyers.
The MacGruber movie people can probably get out of this sticky situation using only a rubber band, a toothpick and a piece of tape.
Zlottoff is not a real jew, if not the show should have been called McGoyvey
Couseler?! I don’t hardly know h…
[Five guys dressed as barristers jump on Crappy and asphyxiate him by cramming all of his orifices full of Milk Duds]
That’s fucked up VaLince! What if a badger gets some lawyer on him?
[rings ASPCA, starts crying over Sarah Mclauchlan on hold music]
Guess I have to rethink my screenplay McGlover.
Man…I’m getting too old for this shit.
because fringed rights are so last year.
Hey, this Mayersohn is the same guy that put the kibosh on the Atari Trilogy project is he. Dick.
Zlotoff is what losers take for depression, right?
*ahem*
Asked for comment Mel Gibson stated, “Those sip dicked hook breaked Heebs have no souls!” When reminded that his comments were on the record Mel redacted his statement to “Sip dicked hook beaked Heebs!”
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
Asked for comment Mel Gibson stated, “Those sip dicked hook breaked Heebs have no souls!” When reminded that his comments were on the record Mel redacted his statement to “Sip dicked hook beaked Heebs!”
All my favorite songs have hook breaks, but none of them are on record. MiniDisc FTW!
Badger Lawyer would like to remind the court that he will chew your fucking face off.
AHHH A SNAKE A SNAKE AAAAHHHH!!!
“Your Honor! He’s mauling the plaintiff!”
……”I’ll allow it.”
No… mauling isn’t the word I was thinking of.
Oh shit, sorry Chino.
Ahem… Zlotoff is that guy that made Tom Hanks big in that movie, right?
I’m not as interested in counselor badger as I am in court stenographer beaver.
Woah, woah, woah. Wait a goddman minute. So a guy who doesn’t want the MacGruber film made is the bad guy here?
Awww fuck it.
Ya, good call Zlotoff, fuck with the only people that are making McGuyver relevant.
Isn’t Zlotoff an anti-acne treatment?
Punish the lawyer by making him watch The Legend of Badger Vance.
/trying to decide on a new wanking euphemism, punish my badger or punish the lawyer
Lindsay Lohan’s cooch is now known as her badger-filled crawl space.
/she teabadged me. Awesome but also ouch.
In the words of the great Stephen Colbert to Papa Bear: “Bill, there’s a difference between *imitation* and *emulation*. Check your lawyer.”
Also, somewhat relatedly, I’d like to announce my plans for a new tween vampire book trilogy aimed at the sexually confused, Bi-light.
I’ve decided to train a dolphin to take Counseler Badger to court as I was the first person to come up with the idea of an animal lawyer.