DATE RAPE IS BAD & MORNING LINKS
02.09.10
That’s right, ladies. Looks like at least Christine still knows how to forgive people. (Thanks to Jack for the tip, which I assume came from Lamebook)
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS:
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nter ranks the Super Bowl commercials. Have to admit I really liked the Audi one, but probably only because of Cheap Trick. Also, every Doritos commercial gets a D or F in my book. |WithLeather| - Counter point, Ufford chooses his top five most memorable. Kia Sorento is definitely tops in my book. Which has a picture of a naked lady on the cover. |WarmingGlow|
- Robotic exoskeletons are cooler than walking. |GammaSquad|
- Generic TV pitches of your favorite comics. |ComicsAlliance|
- The best strip scenes in movies. |InsideMovies|
- The 20 hottest athlete photoshoots of all time. |BleacherReport|
- The best movies filmed in New Orleans. |Pajiba|
- A gallery of funny Storm Trooper pictures. |UnrealityMag|
- An interview with Bangs, my favorite Sudanese rapper. |UnlimitedJuice|
- Two semi-but-not-that-awkward-MTV interviews with Jessica Alba. |ScreenJunkies|
- 25 rednecks being rednecks. |HolyTaco|
[Picture via Thatissogay]
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Actually, I didn’t get it from lamebook. I got it from aquabacon or angryduck, or one of those other “funny picture” sites.
Did that guy get a Cleveland Steamer?
Because he’s got Pooh on his chest.
Best movie shot in New Orleans? It was a documentary (I think) called Waterworld.
Best movie shot in New Orleans? The soon-to-be-released video of Erswi helicoptering his dick and yelling “WHO DAT!” at random strangers.
That guy looks like he got his man-labia stuck in his honeypot.
Also, morning links at 1 am? The fuck?
I’m actually thinking it’s an extremely unattractive woman in the Pooh suit.
Makes it … you know, easier that way.
Vince’s book actually has Mrs Robert Pattinson and scribbly hearts all over it.
That picture will make the perfect cover photo for my zombie fan fiction about Winnie the Pooh’s vagina.
Everybody relax, the drug he put in Brigette’s water was Propecia. Have you ever tried getting head from a chick with a cul-de-sac? It’s hard as hell to stay hard looking down at that.
Speaking of Cheap Trick, they should do the halftime show next year.
Speaking of Cheap Trick, I just spoke to Pauly’s Mom
Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
Speaking of Cheap Trick, I just figured out where that magician was hiding all those eggs.
Fuckin’ Amateurs. Water doesn’t hide the metallic twang of GHB. What the fuck are we teaching our kids these days?
What does hide the taste, Oh Lord?
blood.
Depends on the age of the target, Eibz. Grape Kool-Aid seems to work best.
I fucking love date rape!
The Sublime song, I mean.
New Up.
Bowling: because even when admitting to attempting to date rape your girlfriend by drugging her water, there’s always time for a few frames.
No Jessica Biel in Powder Blue for best strip scenes?? So I heard cause I wasn’t only looking at the most obvious hot chick link or anything. I also looked at uhh.. LETS GO BOWLING!