Yahoo just released the Super Bowl TV spot for Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood, starring Russell Crowe, Mark Strong, and Cate Blanchett. I have to admit, it looks kind of badass, which basically leaves me with nothing but cheap and not-even-that-accurate fat jokes. In fact, I spent the last hour trying to create a Photoshop that involved Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood and the phrase “Let them eat cake!”, but it didn’t really turn out. Looks like you’ve won this round, Crowe. *pets cat, plots revenge*
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I understand Russell Crowe came up with a “trick arrow” but it didn’t fly very well with a telephone attached to the tip.
Please tell me Russell’s tugboat sidekick is in this.
Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood hopes the Friar is deep.
Anybody else get an Alli weight loss commercial after the trailer? That’s fucking comedy.
Robin Hood’s men can be merry. He’s got the eat and drink part covered.
“You are your Father’s son”
“Are you ready to be who you are?”
This is the type of redundancy you’ll only find from a director with A first name for a last name.
Russell Crowe is perfect for this part. After all, England shipped all of their criminals to Australia, right?
I’m gonna have to think about a Crowe joke for a bit. In the meantime, anyone else notice how a young Harrison Ford from the early Indiana Jones publicity shots looks eerily similar to a thin Val Kilmer?
Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood is not very successful at stealing from the rich. Turns out that pepperoni sticks shot from a bow don’t really hurt that much.
This Robin Hood steals from the rich to go eat at a Po’ Folks.
This Robin Hood steals from the rich to go buy a Po’ Boy.
Russell Crowe hopes that this Super Bowl he keeps hearing about is made of bread and filled with yummy pasta.
This Robin Hood robs from the rich to give to the portly.
Don’t forget, not only is Crowe portraying Robin Hood, he’s also playing the Sheriff of Eatingham.
“I play an olden archer? No, I said I wanted to go to the golden arches!”
Russell stays away from the rich because it gives him gout.
Robin Hood: Men In Spanx
What’s the difference between Maid Marian and a black man?
Marian can go out at night without Robin.
When Robin’s in the hood, he fills up on fried chicken and waffles.
Add in the soundtrack from Disney animated Robin Hood or GTFO
Kevin Costner Russel Crowe hot dog eating contest in the third act or GTFO
Not rated? They are gonna force a pg13, aren’t they.
Oscar Isaac playing King John. This might be the wrong movie to have someone who ISN’T English finally playing the bad guy for a change.