Starring Tracy Morgan and Bruce Willis in Kevin Smith’s major-studio, broad comedy debut, I had high hopes for Cop Out, or at least I really wanted to like it. Then the first trailer came out and it was almost Old Dogs-level bad, or nearly on par with the Date Night trailer. After the jump I’ve got the new red-band trailer, and though I chuckled a couple times, and it had at least one original gag (see above), which was enough to make it an improvement over the first one, it also had not one but two of the dreaded nutshots in the trailer. Move over, Love Guru! C’mon, guys, if I wanted to see nutshots in a trailer, I’d visit my mom on set. *bike horn*
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I’m starting to think that Kevin Smith has more to do with keeping his name off this movie in national advertisements than the studio does.
Sadly, nut shots and money shots are on two different sides of the spectrum.
Kevin Smith is kind of like that friend who is always on the top of your invite list for parties, as you hoping to re-live the first party he came to – which was awesome.
you’re. Fuckers.
That’s seriously the best Kevin Smith career analogy ever.
I feel the same way about Bruce Willis
Either I find everything Tracey Morgan does hilarious, or I have a mental age of about 13, because I thought that looked pretty funny. I expect I’ll like this about as much as I liked Zack & Miri, meaning I won’t hate it while thinking it could have been way better.
Aw, I like Bruce Willis. He’s like the cool uncle who’ll buy you beer.
Also, I can’t hate the guy who starred in The Fifth Element.
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@Peet Or your stoned out of your mind
and i can’t spell
If I invite Kevin Smith to a party, he had better stay quiet and provide weed.
I would rather liken Kevin Smith to the first porno I masturbated to. I’m hoping that each subsequent viewing can somehow recapture the magic of that first time but sadly it never happens :(
Kevin Smith is #3 on the list of people that piss me off about New Jersey, in case you were wondering.
(behind Bon Jovi and the cast of Jersey Shore, naturally)
I’d liken Kevin Smith to a lazy jean-shorted asshole.
Tar’d up.
If we change it from nut shots to dick kicks will you let it slide?
Well, it’s no game changer, but it looks like fun.
Punching a 10 year-old in the dick is an exception to the no nutshot rule.