Cop Out was directed by Kevin Smith, though you’d never know it from WB’s ad campaign, which seems to focus more on the WOOP WOOP dats-da-sounda-da-po-lice angle. These two red-band clips are part of the latest promo push, and I want to like them, I really do, but I kinda don’t give a crap. They seem more like outtakes than part of a scripted comedy. They both involve a long, semi-painful, sort of awkward build up to a joke that isn’t horrible, but kind of a let down. It’s basically the comedy equivalent of watching me seduce a woman.


A man who can’t fit on a plane made a movie that won’t even be shown on a plane.
FYI, I stole Juanita’s identity.
I, uh, like Bruce’s haircut. Very masculine. So, that’s good.
It’s basically the comedy equivalent of watching me seduce a woman.
Redundant.
This is funny because I am campaigning for Lugz Not Uggs.
THOSE FUCKING BOOTS ARE RIDICULOUS LADIES!!
Where do I sign up, Erswi? At the very least, I could donate some booze or something to the campaign.
Dor sho gha! The Mighty Feklahr doesn’t get you, Lince. You say you want to like the trailers…what’s not to like??? The first video has blatant violence against children.
Sometimes He doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
I am also involved in the campaigns for Jugs Not Rugs, Tugs Not Hugs and Thugs Not Fugs.
We’re really serious about the No Rugs part though. Wax that thing please.
Fek, I am totally committed to Sparkle Motion.
*dances to Duran Duran*
And Kevin Smith seems to get kicked out of a lot of things these days.
Didn’t they kinda’ downplay his involvement in Zack & Miri, too?
Epic Beard Guy/Kahless/Santa prefers the first trailer.
couple of pee shooters
GRUNT GRUNT Dat’s da sound of Kevin Smith squeezing into a seat!
This is just Lethal Weapon 5 with even LESS hair than the last one, they keep cutting the white cop’s hair shorter and shorter from flowing mullet to bic’d. Next film we’ll be able to see the brain.
Adults getting crotch shots – played out
Children getting crotch shots – comedy gold
Actually this looks WAY closer to the long-awaited Last Boy Scout franchise reboot. Furry Tom says get some pusssssay