Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: the director of The Game Plan (The Rock in a tutu) and She’s the Man (Amanda Bynes in drag falls for Channing Tatum) is set to take on Undomestic Goddess.
…An adaptation of Sophie Kinsella’s best-selling novel, which centers on a workaholic female attorney who, believing she wrecked her chances of being named partner at her London firm, has a meltdown and ends up in the English countryside. After stopping at a large house to ask directions, she is mistaken as a candidate for a maid position and takes a housekeeping job.
Whoa! Sounds like that’s ONE fish (*RECORD SCRATCH*), WAY out of water!
(*slide whistle*)
(*football to the groin*)
“Your cell phone fried the whole town!”
(*sad trombone*)
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I female attourney turned waitress? That sounds like some threw the fish out of water back in.
I really have to read through these posts/spell check before commenting.
IT WAS MADE ALREADY AND IT WAS CALLED OVERBOARD AND IT WAS ENDEARINGLY GOOD AND IT MADE AMERICA FALL IN LOVE WITH WHITE TRASH, YOU COCKSUCKERS!
A city girl in the country means that she’s just not yet ripe to be picked yet. Don’t worry, that cunt will fall eventually though.
Workaholic female attorney… Is it set in the future?
Let me guess – the partners, worried for her safety, finally track her down… in England… and tell her she got the job. You know, instead of saying, “Fuck it” and hiring a white male.
Someone needs to make a Sad Trombone app for the iPhone. It can smell failure, just like dogs and pretty girls
I bet that Chris Brown wishes he could undomestic his goddess.
Of course the partners would track her down. They’d have to pay a man a lot more.
How is this getting made when Snakes on a Train languishes?
I didn’t have to wander the countryside to find work as a maid. I just got married.
I think I saw this before, only the woman becomes a French maid and does some very unorthodox things with her feather duster
After stopping at a large house to ask directions, she is mistaken as a candidate for a maid position and takes a housekeeping job.
Please tell me that the main character is supposed to be black
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Immediately following the removal of these fish, the water became odorless.
In the sequel, she starts a law firm from the house with her newfound lesbian maid friends and quickly rises to the top.
Domestic Partnership, dursting Summer 2011.
Maybe that’s just her excuse for being incompetent.
Single Female Lawyer…havin’ lots’a sex!
Bless you, Cera
You know the saying “this practically writes itself?” Well it’s bullshit, nothing writes itself, but I wrote the treatment for this movie/book in one minute:
The thing she did that she thought had wrecked her chances turns out to actually have been great for the firm and they offer her the job which she turns down because she loves the small town and fell in love with the local handsome guy who seems a bit simple and blue collar at first but is actually quite intelligent and has at least some hobbies that wouldn’t fit your usual farmer/rancher/etc like he paints or plays a classical instrument and plus he’s a single dad who’s wife left him because she wanted to live in a big city.
She’s about to figure out that this cottage doesn’t have room for all her baggage
*record scratch*
*holds Blackberry in one hand and hair curler in the other*
“Only one outlet? Are these people poor or something?”
*shovel to the head*
Oski… if it writes itself it is a bag of fail
bah shoulda had ol’ Stah be the love interest:
oi cunt, the fuck you doin out ‘eah? No matt-ah, wash me balls fo me ya cunt, oi loik em ta be noice en shoiny when I teabag thuh fuck’oles oi knock out
shit i think i made him australian on accident, o well, accent fail