This is the new red-band clip from She’s Out of My League, starring everyone’s favorite leading man, Jay Baruchel.  In it, his character prematurely ejaculates in his pants and then tries to hide the jizz stain, which should be a nice little metaphor for the people involved in making this movie.  With the dog in the room, I had my fingers crossed for a dog sigh or the even better and more rare doggy facepaw, but instead the dog starts licking his jizz stain. Which… should make him happy, shouldn’t it?  Was he not two seconds ago looking for a way to explain a wet spot on his pants?  Anyway, totally unrealistic.  I know for a fact a dog would never go for that if it wasn’t mixed with peanut butter.

[via FilmSchoolRejects]