Brett Ratner’s gonna be pissed when he finds out that’s just a short adult.
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"BRETT RATNER MOLESTS LEPRECHAUNS, I HAVE PROOF"
Not like that’s going to stop Brett Ratner from eating him
“I don’t know what it is but i’m gonna fuck it.”
“NOW THAT I GOT YOU, I WANT YOU TO TURN THAT POT OF GOLD INTO A POT OF NACHOS!”
co… co… co-chief!
“FOR MY SECOND WISH I WANT A POOL OF CHEETOS….PUFFY!”
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Yo, we chill like Darby O’Gill.
That is actually what Brett Ratner’s erect penis looks like.
The Ratner loves Kuato. He thinks he’s fuckin’ George Washington.
That pot had better be filled with pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers and blue diamonds.
Pictured: Snow White’s newest roommates, Red and Dipshit.
When women go back to Brett’s house to “meet little Brett” they are in for a surprise.
Pasted to the back of the photo:
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Pictured: Hollywood’s freak show and a dwarf.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
*stops and thinks*
You know what, burn the leprechaun while you’re at it.
I got nuthin’. }}}:-[
That dude in the background on the right wishes Brett would hurry up and notice how much he loves him.
He’s not molesting that leprechaun. He’s just trying to get his hands on his *lucky charms
Caption: Brett Ratner and Kevin Connolly backstage on the set of Entourage.
When the fuck did Ryan Seacrest grow a beard?
Brett just wants to get a little fuck of the Irish.
Brett Ratner got really confused when he heard that “Ginger Snap” was on set.
Brett thinks he finally got the key ingredient to make Leprechaun pie.
Dwarf: Hey Brett, whose cheese is that?
Brett Ratner: NACHO CHEESE!
*Bear Hugs Dwarf, carefully protects nachos.*
“GIVE ME BACK MY SON!”
– Carrot Top
Jason Patric is sitting there over Ratner’s shoulder wondering if this Brett guy is too greasy to play the sax.
Brett was afraid to touch him at first. He thought he’d get skin lesions.
He’s gonna pissed when he finds out that thing isn’t made of chocolate.
“Let’s play Willow 2: The Fattening! I’ll be Val Kilmer! PECK! PECK!”
Now we finally know how Brett Ratner keeps getting funding for his movies.
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