Wow. That seems like the only appropriate word. Here on FilmDrunk, we’ve long been familiar with the most esoteric, tight-knit interest communities — vanners, Avatards, Twihards, Trejotos, the Dutch — but perhaps the strangest and most devoted of them all are the Juggalos, the dedicated fans of Insane Clown Posse, whose relevance to pop culture for the non-fan basically burned along with Woodstock 99.
Which is all just an elaborate way of saying, “Holy crap, it’s 2010 and an Insane Clown Posse Western is something that actually exists.” It’s called Big Money Rustlas, premiered in Detroit over the weekend, stars (of course) Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J, and had a $1.5 million budget. It’s set in olden times, but the heroes are guys who obey the tenets of late 90s rap rock. And why not? Because as future history books will teach, when a few guys from Michigan put on clown makeup and sang sh*tty wigger rap, it touched a cultural nerve that transcended generations. And then it took a bong load.

[Hat tip: Videogum]



I see pee when I’m meat gazing at the urinals.
“What’d he say?”
“I said the Sheriff is a wigger!”
Why are all those Rorschach cosplayers listening to shitty music?
These fuckers are crying on the inside, tools on the outside.
Their fans are very environmental, as they all travel in a single car that holds a surprising number of passenger.
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passengers
Juggalos, aka the Never Been Kissed Army.
I’m sorry, but did anyone else catch the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart at the :25 mark? thanks for that.
Ronald McDonald gets insane clown pussy, as the ladies assume he has a huge wang. On account of his giant shoes.
I just jizzed my JNCOs.
Dammitt, Pauly.
wait… isn’t Filmdrunk supposed to be barraged with Juggalos calling us all faggots and misspelling simple monosyllabic words by now?
This makes me want to burn down the Faygo bottling plant. They’re complicit somehow I know it.
I really wanted to hang out with ICP fans, but they said I had to swallow a juggaload.
PCP > ICP
I always figured ICP was music for angsty, fat kids who are just trying to rebel against their parents for grounding them.
“My career is going exactly as I planned.”
- Everyone in that trailer
Yuo all r fags!
I’m waiting for M. Night’s Juggalo movie, ICdeadP.
The frozen margaritas at my local Mexican joint taste like ICP.
And you were correct Moose.
“Why so serious, faggot?” – Juggalo Heath Ledger
No, no, no Vinny. It’s not “Stop The Earth.” It’s “Fuck Tha World”!
<—- reformed ICP fan
“Hey nigga we all float” – Juggalo Pennywise
They call female ICP fans Juggalettes, but Juggalots would be more fitting.
I think ICP albums offer interesting social commentary that we could all learn from. And if you don’t think so, you’re a faggot.
I WANT A FUCKING COOL AS ICE REBOOT ORIGIN STORY IN 3D RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!
I lol’d!! Html Fail!!!1!11!! ROTFJO!!3!
To celebrate the premiere, the Juggalos toasted with Faygo-flavored champagne.
When I was these kids’ age, I was cranking the fucking Gin Blossoms on my walkman.
Still less gay.
Ok, I maybe still do.
Still less gay.
How much money will this thing make? $100 bucks?
What a bunch of sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croakers. If a clown themed western does not feature a stagecoach pulling up and having a troupe of cowboy dwarfs fall out, followed by a cartload of chimpanzees dressed as Red Indians OR at least have a stagecoach driver shake the reins then get dragged off by the bolting horses as the wheels/doors fall off to accompanying boing! sound effects… then GTFO.
of all the bad things that happened to Michigan in the last 5 years… this is what makes me the saddest. these jerk offs represent me.
ICP, the auto industry, frozen hobos, the Lions and urban decay make Detroit sound like a crappier version of Newark.
I am having nightmares just thinking about watching this trailer. Where is Fek?
This started off as a remake but they couldn’t find anyone to play The Good.
Second picture caption: Four Tools and Sister Sarah
How much money will this thing make? $100 bucks?
That’d give it a 200% profit. Not bad!
Lemme’ tell y’all what it’s like, bein’ male, middle class and white.
At least we still have Kid Rock and Uncle Cracker.
Seriously, ICP is like a microcosm of everything awful about pop culture: clowns, batshit crazy fans, people trying waaaaay too hard to be edgy and different, etc., etc.
Its this sort of whiteface ministrel shows that have been enforcing racial stereotypes and keeping my people down for so long….
Patty, better not let Fek hear you singing that. He’ll get his IKP onto you!
Juggalos should be called Tuggalots. Because they masturbate so much. Because they’re ugly. And they smell bad.
What are you talking about, Spaz?
*shakes booty while band complains*
YO FAGGETS LISTEN UP YO, NOBODY KNOWS I SEEN PLENTY OF HARD SAD TIMES, MY BROS GOTZ MY BACK IN GOD TIMZ AN BAD NO MATTER WAT GONNA FUCK YOU UP TALKIN CRAP YO PUNK ASS. DOWN WITH THE CLOWN 4EVR !
(for Hans Gruber)
“Down with the clown” is how my family to this day refers to my 7th birthday party.
If Robocop was around, this movie wouldn’t see the light of day.
The only way this movie will make money is if they get Doink and Dink from the WWF…i mean…WWE.
Playing “Down on the Clown” is the easiest way to get free lodging at the Ronald McDonald House.
Thank you Shop 101 – Needs more “Z’s” and “Faggots”
Names should have been Violent Jeremiah and Shaggus T. Dopewell.
I suggest everybody quiet their faggot mouthz be4 THE great malinko allows everyone feel his hatchet
*continues to wipe make-up off inner thigh*
*links last chain to dick tip*
FUCK THIS SITE,. this is oen good ass movie… shaggy2dope and vj are homies… your all just jealous of the family… fuck all you faggats.. JUGGALOS FOR LIFE
Question: The “Jugg” in “Juggalos” is short for Jizz-Chuggers, right?
Question: “Oen” is retard clown for “one”, right?
Also, what is a “faggat”?