(Best part of Vince Vaughn in this picture? I’m currently wearing those exact pants. And I rarely wear pants. What am I, a stock broker?)
Vince Vaughn has signed on to star in a movie from director Ron Howard, based on an idea from producing partner Brian Grazer, who presumably came up with it after staying up for four days smoking meth off a lightbulb and putting more gel in his hair. You know, I imagine.
Allan Loeb (21) wrote the currently untitled script, which would go before cameras in the spring. The story follows a man who learns that his best friend’s wife is cheating and must then navigate treacherous waters to decide what do with that knowledge.
The project is said to continue Vaughn’s interest of tackling the dark areas of relationships, which he did with “The Break-Up” and, to a lesser extent, “Couples Retreat,” which ended up leaving its darker moments on the editing room floor. [THR]
The guy we all loved in Wedding Crashers has been lazily half showing up to collect paychecks for the last few years, and Ron Howard is an infamous cornball, but his best work has always been on comedies (Parenthood, Arrested Development, EdTV). Also, 21 was effing terrible. I think a better idea would be an Odd Couple story about Brian Grazer and Vince Vaughn. Vaughn could roll out of bed at 3 pm and smoke a cigarette, only to find Brian Grazer just staring at him. “I’ve been waiting for you to wake up since 6 am! I wanted you to know our house has 8,753 bathroom tiles! Also, I picked a nostril scab that looks Ernest Borgnine!”

VV just got married so he has to do something to get out of the house…
Grazer has cadaver hair. Or at least, that skeleton thing from Creepshow’s hair…
Plus he’s taunting Ron Howard with it…
The Mighty Feklahr’s nostril scabs all look like Frosty the Snowman. :/
a man who learns that his best friend’s wife is cheating and must then navigate treacherous waters to decide what do with that knowledge
There’s an answer to that other than blackmail her for a bj?
I will see this if there is a Tiger Woods joke.
What do you call it when it’s a chick flick for guys, but not considered a bromance?
Jesus, I hate myself for typing that sentence.
There’s an answer to that other than blackmail her for a bj?
So what kid of information did that ice cream cone have on Vaughn?
TYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*shakes fist*
Vince Vaughn is pretty lazy. If he’d just put his head back a little and open his throat up, he could get more of that cone in. Just sayin’.
@Donkey I think we all know it’s a dick flick
Chino, I… I… I love you.
if you were a day trader you wouldn’t have to wear pants or have self-respect
I love you, too, Jack! Long time.
From what I’ve read on this site Couples Retreat also left its darker moments off of the British poster.
If this were a Brett Ratner film about a guy troubled about what to do after he finds out his best friend’s wife is cheating, the story would center mainly around the legalities of getting married in middle school.
If this were a Woody Allen film and the main conflict was what to do if you found out your best friend’s wife was cheating, the answer would be to threaten to tell her real parents.
See Vince, this is what happens when you cockstab Jennifer Anniston. :(
Lisa Loeb watched 21 and changed her name to Lisa Bitchslap.
A Lisa Loeb joke in 2010? Really?
Yup.
[fade away jump shot, nothing but net]