It was back in September that I first reported that 49-year-old Jean Claude Van Damme was planning to take on Thailand’s 1996 Olympic gold medalist boxer, Somluck Kamsing, in a no-elbows Muay Thai kickboxing match. Hardly anyone picked up the story, which I thought was strange — maybe they thought it sounded too unbelievable. Now we have video of JCVD at a press conference confirming the plans with his own waffle-eating mouth.
“I want to do three reality show: One casting one, one behind the scene of a movie called The Tower, and another TV show where I sign to fight with a big champion named Somluck. He’s a Thai fighter that’s got about 300 fight in English boxing and 250 fight in Muay Thai.
“And once we have all da TV show, we are gonna fight in Macau, in three weeks after the TV show, and the movie come out. So between September and October, we have a movie come out, the end of three TV seasons, and a fight. It will be the first time in history and also the first time a guy at 50-years-old will go for a fight in Macau. [Ed. note: if he hadn't added 'in Macau', I'd point out that Ron van Clief was 51 when he got choked out by Royce Gracie at UFC 4] Which is kind of dangerous, but life is short, and I want to do this for two reasons: to prove to young people, and to mature people, dat a man can go thought training and also be a movie star, like Hollywood gets reality.”
Considering Van Damme hasn’t competed in martial arts since 1980 (when he was fighting in European karate tournaments), and his opponent is a gold effing medal winner from Thailand, this would seem to be serious case of putting his balls where his brain should be. I hope he’s actually training and not thinking he’s going to rely on his 80s karate skillz like he’s Lyoto Machida. Either way, I hope he paid this dude off. Because if getting your ass kicked is a valid method of promoting a movie, I’ve got a few projects I’d like to pitch Danny Masterson.

[hat tip: Fightlinker]



Hmmm…don’t think Timecop is going to make it in time to dissuade himself…
Not gonna lie, about 6 words made sense in this. And two of them were Danny Masterson.
He figures that if he releases the movie three weeks before the fight, he and his film will go down for the count right about the same time.
Van Damme versus a TIE Fighter? Awesome!
*checks spelling*
*puts Star Wars toys away*
Fek, what does TIE stand for?
Donovan McNabb didn’t know you could even have a Thai in boxing.
Burnsy, it’s very simple: Van Damme is starring in Ong Bak 3.
I see that Van Damme is pursuing the reverse Mayweather strategy
There are no choke-holds allowed in Thai boxing, only in Thai hotel rooms.
*buzzer*
Time’s up! Twin Ion Engines.
Jean Claude Van Damme would’ve originally fought David Carradine if he wasn’t all Thai-ed up at the moment
Donovan McNabb didn’t know you could even have a Thai in boxing.
When somebody explains that to Brian Westbrook, he is going to LOL.
“Now Remember, there are three ways to win: One, You knock the guy right out; Two, He shouts Mate’. It’s like saying ‘Uncle’. Three, You throw the fucker right off the runway!”
Guarantee this is the last thing to go through JCVD’s head before the fight (well, other than Kamsing’s shin bone).
Apparently assisted suicide is legal in Belgium.
This whole fight is just set up for Tong Po’s revenge.
The title of this bout should be “Good Night and Good Somluck”.
JCVD’s personal physician must be Dr Nick Riviera if he’s been cleared for this fight.
“When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?” – Dr Nick
Van Damme is really shit out of Somluck.