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Breaking Dawn is the Twilight book that comes after New Moon, and if you’ve read this synopsis, you know what we’re dealing with here: telepathic, adult-brained vampire babies; vampire teeth c-sections; vampires snorkeling; hot werewolf-0n-baby action — all written at fifth-grade level.  Right now, Summit and Stephenie Meyer are trying to decide whether to do it as one movie or split it into two like they did with Harry Potter.  BuSuperpoop-Twilight-Inglourious Basterdst who really cares.  The funny part is them trying to explain how they plan to shoot this preposterous story.

The other challenge of course is Renesmee*, Bella’s half-vampire, half-human daughter who is able to read, talk, run and hunt despite being a toddler. [Producer Wyck] Godfrey says “It’s certainly going to be visual effects in some capacity along with an actor. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up being a full CG creation, but it also may be a human shot on a soundstage that then is used to shrink down.” [DarkHorizons]

Asked the reporter in a follow-up: “So you’re saying it’s either going to be an all-CG vampire baby like Jar-Jar Binks meets Ally McBeal, OR a full-grown adult shrunk down on a computer like Little Man?”  At which point Godfrey buried his face in his hands and his dog covered its eyes with its paws, sighing loudly.

twilight_bellawomb2 - Twilight fan made Bella Womb

*The white equivalent of black people naming their kids D’Brickashaw or Flozilla.
[Thanks to Burnsy for the comic, which looks like it came from the always awesome Superpoop]