01.21.10 TRON LEGACY HAS A POSTER, AND IT’S A THRILL RIDE
MTV had the exclusive on this new poster for Tron Legacy, and you can see why they’re so proud of it. This time… the light bike is yellow! I imagine this is just one of a series. Collect them all and you get a tube of clearasil and a new case for your retainer.
To refresh your memory, Tron Legacy stars Garret Hedlund and Olivia Wilde with Jeff Bridges in a supporting role and is set mostly inside of a computer, maaaan. What I want to know is what computer has this gay raver biker gang inside. If it were my computer, it’d be a battle between downloaded porn and pictures of dumps that I took. Until the dogs dressed like humans rushed in to save the day. Yep, more dogs dressed like humans, that’s what this needs. *puts hands behind head, leans back in chair*
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TRON LEGACY HAS A POSTER, AND IT’S A THRILL RIDE
Meanwhile, Tron Lagasse is BAM!
Has anybody pointed out yet what shitty engineering it is to have the foot pegs coming out of the back tire on this bike?
Or how shitty this will likely be?
Footpegs AND handlebars coming out of the tires?
It takes place in a computer, and you expect logic? Don’t be silly.
Did the dog ever get his job back, or is Obama still screwing this up?
They do know that in the original, the bike scene wasn’t very long and was really only a very small part of what the movie was about, right?
I mean, it’s like remaking ‘Home Alone’ and making all the posters about cheese pizza.
They should make sure to mention that this all takes place inside a Mac. That way it won’t be surprising when only a relatively small group of pretentious assholes goes to see it.
How did Olivia Wilde end up in this? Was it during that awkward time when 13 wasn’t a regular on House?
All The Dude ever wanted was his mousepad back.
*sits in ivory tower with Mac laptop*
There’s nothing more I can say about this that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan
They dropped green screen in favor of blue screen effects to give this a “gritty, more accurate” feel.
That’s right, let it sink in…
So, how’s your mother?
MIZ, the mousepad tied the whole desk together.
Did it not? Fuckin’ A.
You think the motherboard pissers did this?
Tron Legacy got robbed on So you think you can dance this season.
That’s no bike, that’s a fuck machine.
And trust me, I know a fuck machine when I see one.
*blows kisses to himself in the mirror, helicopters dick*
This movie is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps.
If that is a fuck machine AND Olivia Wilde rides one I will blow my load in the theater.
So just another typical Friday night, really.
Also, new up.
What I want to know is what computer has this gay raver biker gang inside.
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