(Oh yeah, this looks like a friggin’ must see)
Hold on to your codpiece, Cowboy, because you’ll never believe what they’ve gone and made now. That’s right, it’s a movie about a glib, unathletic dork who uses his smarts to navigate the shark tank of adolescence. Watch the trailer for Charlie Bartlett Youth in Revolt I Love You, Beth Cooper Diary of a Wimpy Kid, after the jump.
Based on the book, the Fox joint follows a hilariously unlikable middle schooler as he does annoying things, whines, and is rightly ostracized by his peers. Oh, and you’ll never guess: he even has a fat friend! And an ethnic friend! And a ginger friend with braces and glasses! Seriously, enough with the wimpy kids. How ’bout Diary of Dolph Lundgren? Dear Diary: Today I crushed a ginger kid’s head in my bicep. Sincerely yours, Tits and Fire and Heavy Metal.
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*Runs back to Conan post
He still hasn’t paid me for that hamburger Wednesday.
I was just like this kid early on. Eventually I got up the nerve to even ask the good looking chicks why they wouldn’t go out with me. The answer was always the same. You thin, Revolt.
*suddenly very interested*
I’m gonna give this movie a Purple Nurple.
Wow, MIZ a popeye joke, and no reference to chicken. I’m impressed.
Sometimes, the only hope you ever have of getting laid involves having a ginger friend with glasses and braces to stand next to.
When I was in middle school there was a girl named Missy who gave head to whomever was brave enough to let her. I wasn’t brave enough. Cut to my 21st birthday, and this drunk chick comes up to me and says she wants to celebrate my 21st. I stare at her for a drunken while, ask if her name is Missy (it is) and did she go to my middle school (she did). I say “You’re a fucking whore!” and she replies, “I know, right?”
Moral of the story: my niece and nephew love these books and will reenact the whole damn movie for me and I will wish I was drunk(er).
I’m gonna shove this movie in a locker.
Two hours of watching middle schoolers is cheaper and certainly less involved than caverject.
I’m gonna lure this movie into my van with candy and anally rape it repeatedly
I’m gonna make friends with this movie so I can play with its toys and stare at its mom’s tits.
I’m gonna to throw a Nerf Turbo football at this movie’s head and yell “Duck!” after it hits it.
I’m gonna ask this movie to tolo and then go home with the captain of the football team.
Who wants to be on all fours behind this movie while I push it?
That sounded sexier than it should….
If this movie can hook me up with Jake Ryan, I might give it a pair of my panties to show off to his friends.
This movie’s going to get picked last at all the awards shows.
I wanted to see this movie but it was too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons.
This movie can’t participate in PE due to asthma :(
This looks like the funniest tween movie since Diary of Anne Frank. “Dear Diary, I believe that deep down people are basically good. Except for gingers. Yeesh.”
To be fair, he makes really good milk. Oh wait, that’s Dairy of a Wimpy Kid.
I want to see the balloon boy movie, Diary of a Blimpy Kid.
@noMo–btk, I had to look up “tolo.” Fuck you for speaking Canadian.
This movie will have a notice played before it starts that says “please turn off your cell phone and go to the lobby if you have to use your inhaler.”
If I was speaking Canadian, I woulda said ‘toulou’.
I had to look it up, too.
New up for the pedophile in all of you.
I preferred the Tyler Perry version, Diary of a Mad Black Wimpy Kid. The protagonist gets learned by his sassy transvestite grandma.
Not even Trish and Rooster would fuck this kid.
Its clear that this movie is pro-choice.
This movie rolled a 1d8 saving throw roll against Playground Humiliation and failed.
*reveals childhood nerdery, dons Helm of Self-Esteem +4*
egh