Legion, which won the coveted Trailer of the Year award right here on FilmDrunk, just released a new clip on Yahoo. It features Kevin Durand as the angel Gabriel wielding a mace against Paul Bettany as Michael, who’s given up his wings in favor of a machine gun. It’s okay, I guess. It’s no old-lady-crawling-on-the-ceiling-like-a-crab, that’s for sure. And I still haven’t come up with any reasons I should like Kevin Durand.
Also: isn’t a fight between two angels sort of anti-climactic? What happens to the loser, he has to go down and party with AC/DC? Be the muse for Old Dogs 2? Doesn’t seem so bad.
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Kevin Durand is a much better actor than Greg Odem.
WHACKETY SCHMACKETY SPORTS!!!
Angel Fight sounds like something that would cost an extra $50.
I haven’t seen a winged creature wield a weapon that angrily since Peter Pan showed Tinkerbell his dick.
I thought this was about those wierdos threatening Scientology…
This is why assholes shouldn’t go around ringing bells.
If I had wings and could fly I would finally be able to get my kite out of the tree.
Vince, I fucking love you…WITH BLOOD!
Black-winged angels try to kill guys like this. White-winged angels try to kill guys like THIS
I’d like to see Jake try to rape that thing!
And Brown-winged Ángels try to keel guys this thees.
*opens switchblade*
For a black-winged angel, I’m surprised Gabriel isn’t using a spear.
I hate my fucking typos. So much.
Black-winged angels refer to their halos as ‘bling’.
Angel Paul Bettany got his red wings from Jennifer Connelly.
Asian demi-gods can’t fly worth shit, and that makes them Anger-y.
It’s a black-winged angel’s job to protect you, but he’s probably gonna be late so watch yo’self.
Black-winged angels are so fly.
If an Angel decides to become an atheist, does that make them a dead winger?
It’s just pathetic how Gabriel is always bragging about how big his shlong is when he doesn’t even know what that means.
The last time I encountered mace and something with wings was when I tried to finger a girl on her period.
Metal angles play electric harps.
The black-winged angels favorite wings are made of chicken. And preferably fried.
Asian angles can’t fry worth a damn.
who’s given up his wings in favor of a machine gun.
Pual quit music and joined the Army?
This post is fun, but there’s a New Up!
Goddammit Crappy, way to improve on a joke I tried to make, best me at it, but then lose it all by misspelling Angel.
Shit, sorry ’bout that d.s. there onSal. Just think, if you were an angel a dick step would be impossibly.
Ya, if I type angle once molre I’m punching myself in the nose.
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If there isn’t a “Fast and Furious” style car chase in this film in which a character says, “Eat my angel dust,” I’ll be disappointed.
alternate title “Christian Dio”